Favorite MA Quote
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David43515
Master Black Belt
Q: Why do you practice MA?
A: Because when seconds count, help is just minutes away.
A: Because when seconds count, help is just minutes away.
My Sensei, after watching me practice,
"What the **** was that?!"
"What the **** was that?!"
Big Don
Sr. Grandmaster
I heard that directed at a higher ranking Black Belt at a seminar not too long ago.
"Just squeeze the juice!"
:rofl:
:rofl:
Not a real quote but:
“Unarmed hand-to-hand fighting does not change through the ages; only the name changes, and it has only one rule: do it first, do it fast, do it dirtiest.”
~Robert A. Heinlein
and:
"The best parry is the blow."
~Maestro Luigi Barbasetti, 1899
“Unarmed hand-to-hand fighting does not change through the ages; only the name changes, and it has only one rule: do it first, do it fast, do it dirtiest.”
~Robert A. Heinlein
and:
"The best parry is the blow."
~Maestro Luigi Barbasetti, 1899
"Strike first, Strike Hard, No Mercy Sir!"
Big Don
Sr. Grandmaster
Whoa. Too much information, dude
Don't let your mouth write a check your body can't cash.
It doesn't matter who's right. It only matters who's left.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
Come back with your shield, or on it.
Smile and I'll tell you how many of your teeth you take home in your pocket.
I will hit you so hard and so fast, you'll be yelling "Ya'll stop."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183790/quotes
Wat: Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
It doesn't matter who's right. It only matters who's left.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
Come back with your shield, or on it.
Smile and I'll tell you how many of your teeth you take home in your pocket.
I will hit you so hard and so fast, you'll be yelling "Ya'll stop."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183790/quotes
Wat: Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
kungfu penguin
Green Belt
1]i havent been hit that hard since.... Crap! Ive never been hit that hard!
2]that which does not kill you only makes you stronger
ive always hated this one:
3] its a long way from the heart
my sensei said this just after he drilled me in the solar plexus and threw me off the mat so i would not barf on his mat. just how far is the solar plexus from the heart anyway, maybe an inch?
2]that which does not kill you only makes you stronger
ive always hated this one:
3] its a long way from the heart
my sensei said this just after he drilled me in the solar plexus and threw me off the mat so i would not barf on his mat. just how far is the solar plexus from the heart anyway, maybe an inch?
"2 hits! Me hitting you, and you hitting the floor!"
Gaius Julius Caesar
Black Belt
"Fighting hurts." Jim Tirey, my deceassed Sempai said that alot when people would get little injuries or little hurts and spend to much time on it. He said it was a common saying in Spec Ops, he was in them since the 70s.
"There is no pain where strength lies." the Sith
"Close, Entr kill!"
"There are no dangerous weapons, just dangerous men." _Unkown S.O.E Officer in the 2nd World War.
Speed, surpisse + violence of action + Chaos."
"One mind any Weapon - USMAC MCMAP MOTTO but Bristol I think took it from Shinkage Ryu.
"There is no pain where strength lies." the Sith
"Close, Entr kill!"
"There are no dangerous weapons, just dangerous men." _Unkown S.O.E Officer in the 2nd World War.
Speed, surpisse + violence of action + Chaos."
"One mind any Weapon - USMAC MCMAP MOTTO but Bristol I think took it from Shinkage Ryu.
Blade96
Senior Master
"No eating in the dojo! You know that!" - My sensei at our seminar this weekend barking when i had to eat while resting for a couple of mins because i couldnt eat any of the food provided at lunchtime because it contained wheat gluten, barley, malt, etc which i'm allergic to.
Then he found out i was allergic. apologized and he was extra nice to me after that.
He's really an angel.
"Its just pain" My sensei again when someone got hurt some years before
(Something tells me my sensei never experienced real pain before lol)
Then he found out i was allergic. apologized and he was extra nice to me after that.
He's really an angel. "Its just pain" My sensei again when someone got hurt some years before
(Something tells me my sensei never experienced real pain before lol)
David43515
Master Black Belt
"WARNING: Unattended children will be filled with espresso, given a puppy and a drum, and taught to swear."
sign a friend used to hang up when he taught his adults only class
sign a friend used to hang up when he taught his adults only class
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