drop bear
Sr. Grandmaster
Depends on the dude.
Chimps can't learn Jiujitsu. They haven't evolved enough.
They do karate though.
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Depends on the dude.
Chimps can't learn Jiujitsu. They haven't evolved enough.
It's all about discovering your inner human, that killer animal instinct honed by millions of years. Otherwise chimps would rule the world, but they don't. There was a movie once..a dystopian nightmare about that idea.Average chimps is full time calisthenics practictioner average person not. I would like to see the result of comparing chimp with calisthenics athlete.
I do not recommend anyone google "who would win in a fight, a man or a chimp?" Grizzly.Average chimps is full time calisthenics practictioner average person not. I would like to see the result of comparing chimp with calisthenics athlete.
Lol!But if you poke them in the eye.... /s
They have the ability to grab you with their feet and they have large fangs. your jujitsu won’t help you after he bites off your fingers, your face, and your genitals. I have doubts that any human can defeat one bare handed. I have had a very difficult time prying a two year old chimp off my head. He was just playing but he nearly took my ear off using me as a jungle gym. Adult males are the scariest animal I have ever worked with. The grip strength is something I can’t properly describe. They can open coconuts with their teeth, and hang by one foot at the same time.Depends on the dude.
Chimps can't learn Jiujitsu. They haven't evolved enough.
That sounds awful.I do not recommend anyone google "who would win in a fight, a man or a chimp?" Grizzly.
A chimp is stronger, more flexible, has 4 hands, big teeth, and no qualms about biting off anything that gets near their mouth, including your face.Depends on the dude.
Chimps can't learn Jiujitsu. They haven't evolved enough.
It breaks my heart to see people making primates into pets. It’s so wrong. All the chimps I worked with had miserable lives because people thought it could work, it doesn’t. Bill was a chimp I knew who was taught to box men in the circus. He lived the greater part of his life alone in a cage. He learned to paint, he smoked cigarettes, he had favorite TV shows, he got out to a yard to excercise once a day. He was incredibly volatile and extremely dangerous. When he was introduced to another chimp(named Ziggy)for companionship, he bit several of Ziggys fingers off. He lived the life of a wrongly convicted prisoner. People did this for entertainment.I do not recommend anyone google "who would win in a fight, a man or a chimp?" Grizzly.
And yet, you and I are both apex predators and they aren't.They have the ability to grab you with their feet and they have large fangs. your jujitsu won’t help you after he bites off your fingers, your face, and your genitals. I have doubts that any human can defeat one bare handed. I have had a very difficult time prying a two year old chimp off my head. He was just playing but he nearly took my ear off using me as a jungle gym. Adult males are the scariest animal I have ever worked with. The grip strength is something I can’t properly describe. They can open coconuts with their teeth, and hang by one foot at the same time.
Frank Shamrock vs that chimp. I chose him because somebody a lot smaller with a lot less muscle dominated him.A chimp is stronger, more flexible, has 4 hands, big teeth, and no qualms about biting off anything that gets near their mouth, including your face.
Good luck.
I will take that bet at 5 to 1Frank Shamrock vs that chimp. I chose him because somebody a lot smaller with a lot less muscle dominated him.
Let's talk odds. I'll wager 2:1 on Frank.
What if Frank is wielding steel, downrange?I will take that bet at 5 to 1
You clearly need to spend time near chimps. Even Frank needs a tool to open a coconut, I doubt even if he did have one that he could do it while hanging by his foot. Remember, the ref can’t intercede over a rules disqualification for biting, and this isn’t Mike biting your ear. Bongo will take your face off in seconds.Frank Shamrock vs that chimp. I chose him because somebody a lot smaller with a lot less muscle dominated him.
Let's talk odds. I'll wager 2:1 on Frank.
Oh come on now. Frank was one of my faves back in the day. Bas Rutten is not a chimp, ok maybe 99% chimp.What if Frank is wielding steel, downrange?
Bush babies would disagree with your assessment of who is an apex predator.And yet, you and I are both apex predators and they aren't.
The big difference? We developed (martial) arts.
Maybe, maybe not.Bush babies would disagree with your assessment of who is an apex predator.
You arrange the match. I'll give 10:1 on the chimp.Frank Shamrock vs that chimp. I chose him because somebody a lot smaller with a lot less muscle dominated him.
Let's talk odds. I'll wager 2:1 on Frank.
Then I'll give the chimp a detonator...What if Frank is wielding steel, downrange?