Change One word from a famous quote

[Big Don]

Change just one word from a famous quote and completely change the meaning.

For instance:
I have a dream, becomes: I have a sandwich.

Luke, I am your father, becomes: Luke I am your mother


All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for fat men to do nothing.

When in the course of current events...

 

[seasoned]

We the government.

In a New York hour.

"Sparring lingo", lets go heavy.

 

[Big Don]

He who bakes you conquers you

 

[Touch Of Death]

The Neck is the wrist of the Body, Taken from, "The Ankle is the wrist of the leg"

 

[Touch Of Death]

Wisdom is the anticipation of sloths and dunce's. ...Taken from, "Wisdom is the anticipation of consequences".

 

[Gemini]

What we have here, is failure to participate!

"Cool Hand Luke"

 

[harlan]

There is no free punch.

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

I do not agree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death your right to say it.

 

[Steve]

A man who does not drink for himself does not drink at all. - oscar wilde

 

[Tez3]

Bugger everything.

From 'Bugger Bognor' the last words of King George V

 

[Touch Of Death]

We have come to cease her berry, not cherish it.

 

[Aiki Lee]

"Dinner is coming." - House Stark Motto

 

[Dirty Dog]

HAL: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.


Bob Hubbard: I am putting rum to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

 

[Touch Of Death]

Although it doesn't always fit, you take any rock song that has the word, love, in it, and change it to muff. Its can be hilarious, and don't forget the, "Love Boat" theme.

 

[Big Don]

Although it doesn't always fit, you take any rock song that has the word, love, in it, and change it to muff. Its can be hilarious, and don't forget the, "Love Boat" theme.

Alternatively, you can add the phrase "In my ***" to the end of any song title, i.e., Rocket Man in my ***...

 

[Sukerkin]

"You shall all pass!"

Either the British immigration control system or the GCSE examination board, both apply equally

 

[Big Don]

The government that governs best governs cheese.
Alan Jackson, Muff's got a hold on me.
Run DMC, It's tricky, in my ***

 

[arnisador]

It's a long way to the side if you wanna rock-n-roll...

 

[Big Don]

Do not hit at all if it can be avoided, but never hit pedestrians

 

[arnisador]

The unaudited life is not worth living.