Awesomely bad MA movies

[Dirty Dog]

Kung Fu Dunk

I kid you not. Try to tie kung fu magic and basketball together in the same movie.

 

[Jenna]

• Anything where Van Damme had to speak. Or was about him being a twin. I like Van Damme in the "nipples" beer advertisement though
  
• Anything where Steven Seagal had environmental concerns. And had to speak. I like my MA movies to have pool rooms, fighting and breaking arms. Not environments.
  
• The one with Kylie Minogue, I think Van Damme was in that also?
  
• The one with Hillary Swank. Was it a Karate Kid sequel I think?
  
• Jet Li Black Mask, this is paradoxically one of my favourite and one of my least favourite MA movies. Watch it and understand why. It is gory and weird and yet somehow...

 

[granfire]

Ah, the Next Karate Kid...

it had some really funny moments in it....

• Anything where Van Damme had to speak. Or was about him being a twin. I like Van Damme in the "nipples" beer advertisement though
  
• Anything where Steven Seagal had environmental concerns. And had to speak. I like my MA movies to have pool rooms, fighting and breaking arms. Not environments.

:lfao:

 

[Big Don]

9 & 1/2 Ninjas was bad yet somehow good at the same time.
Sean

WTF is that? Some Ninja'ed up version of 9½ weeks?