Awesomely bad MA movies
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9 & 1/2 Ninjas was bad yet somehow good at the same time.
Sean
Sean
Omar B
Senior Master
No Surrender, No Retreat.
Tang Soo Do kid crazy over Bruce Lee is trained by his ghost then beats up Van Damme
Tang Soo Do kid crazy over Bruce Lee is trained by his ghost then beats up Van Damme
Flying Crane
Sr. Grandmaster
the American Ninja series
Enter the Ninja
anything with Chuck Norris
anything with Steven Segal, esp. Exit Wounds *snicker snicker*
anything with Van Dam
Enter the Ninja
anything with Chuck Norris
anything with Steven Segal, esp. Exit Wounds *snicker snicker*
anything with Van Dam
Jason Striker II
Blue Belt
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I recently had the misfortune of paying all of 65 cents for Don Wilson's Futurekick on DVD.
It's worth more like 25 cents.
It's worth more like 25 cents.
Pedantix
Yellow Belt
The original Mortal Kombat. Loved it as a kid and watched it the other day without many expectations but was pretty impressed. Not bad action at all.
Kung Fu Hustle. (just good stuff)
Kung Fu Hustle. (just good stuff)
Steve
Mostly Harmless
Brandon lee in both rapid fire and showdown in little Tokyo. Terrible movies, both, but I will still watch them.
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Crippled Masters, the name speaks for itself.
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I remember one called kung fu mahjongg or something like that.
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WC_lun
Senior Master
My vote also has to go with Gymkata, followed closely by most Steven Seagall movies.
Balrog
Master of Arts
Five Fingers of Death. If I remember it correctly, there's a fight scene where a guy gets his eyes gouged out and they showed two ping-pong balls bouncing on the floor.
TwentyThree
Green Belt
The Purifiers.
It's "the Warriors" in a dystopian modern Scotland. Gangs have formed around martial arts styles (really). The guys we're supposed to root for supposedly are TKD stylists. Watch and you tell me how much of that is TKD.
Dominic Monaghan is in it. Yes, that dude from "Lost" and "Lord of the Rings". Also stars Kevin McKidd as the big bad.
I cannot recommend this film highly enough for the general martial arts hijinks that ensue. Really awful, but hilariously so.
It's "the Warriors" in a dystopian modern Scotland. Gangs have formed around martial arts styles (really). The guys we're supposed to root for supposedly are TKD stylists. Watch and you tell me how much of that is TKD.
Dominic Monaghan is in it. Yes, that dude from "Lost" and "Lord of the Rings". Also stars Kevin McKidd as the big bad.
I cannot recommend this film highly enough for the general martial arts hijinks that ensue. Really awful, but hilariously so.
SahBumNimRush
Master of Arts
I agree with most everything above: Gymkata, Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, the last dragon, the American Ninja series.. .
A couple I would add:
Jeff Speakman's "The Perfect Weapon"
Cynthia Rothrock's China O'Brien series
and maybe Ernie Reyes Jr's "Surf Ninjas"
A couple I would add:
Jeff Speakman's "The Perfect Weapon"
Cynthia Rothrock's China O'Brien series
and maybe Ernie Reyes Jr's "Surf Ninjas"
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SahBumNimRush
Master of Arts
Oh, and how could I forget Kurt Russell's "Big Trouble in Little China"
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How about Road House with Patrick Swayze.
