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<font color=blue><B>Grand UberSoke, Sith-jutsu Ryu
We get a lot of "ninjas" on these forums. They like the cool black threads and mystique, and want to be one of the cool kids. Sadly, they end up on the lamer wall of shame.
Here's a few tips from your old Uncle Al on how to tell if you are in fact, a lamer fluffy bunny ninja:
#1 - If You spell it "ninjitsu". This is a common error however if you sit there and argue it, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#2 - If Your biggest experience with something Japanese was seeing Pearl Harbor at the dollar show, or you have something made by Nintendo, , you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#3 - If you bought throwing stars from Bud and think they are real, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#4 - If you created your own ninja system because there's no real school near you, and all you had were some books to work from, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#5 - If after you sign up to a forum and Real Ninja's correct your misconceptions, misunderstandings and out right stupidity, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#6 - If you name your art from kanji yet can't actually read Japanese, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#7 - If your training included watching American Ninja then lots of jumping out of trees, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#8 - If you find yourself constantly being corrected on web forums by people who actually speak or read Japanese and then correct them, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#9 - If you're a guy who doesn't speak or read Japanese, who has never been to Japan, who has never trained under anyone who has trained in Japan, yet insist you are qualified to start a ninja school, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
and finally,
#10 - If you are offended by these, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
Thank you, Thank you, I hate you all, except you, but most certainly you.
Here's a few tips from your old Uncle Al on how to tell if you are in fact, a lamer fluffy bunny ninja:
#1 - If You spell it "ninjitsu". This is a common error however if you sit there and argue it, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#2 - If Your biggest experience with something Japanese was seeing Pearl Harbor at the dollar show, or you have something made by Nintendo, , you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#3 - If you bought throwing stars from Bud and think they are real, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#4 - If you created your own ninja system because there's no real school near you, and all you had were some books to work from, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#5 - If after you sign up to a forum and Real Ninja's correct your misconceptions, misunderstandings and out right stupidity, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#6 - If you name your art from kanji yet can't actually read Japanese, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#7 - If your training included watching American Ninja then lots of jumping out of trees, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#8 - If you find yourself constantly being corrected on web forums by people who actually speak or read Japanese and then correct them, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
#9 - If you're a guy who doesn't speak or read Japanese, who has never been to Japan, who has never trained under anyone who has trained in Japan, yet insist you are qualified to start a ninja school, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
and finally,
#10 - If you are offended by these, you might be a fluffy bunny ninja.
Thank you, Thank you, I hate you all, except you, but most certainly you.