Ahoy, me had t' cheat and use this translator t' talk like a pirate. Aye, me parrot concurs.
Arrr, and this is my pirate name. But none o' you better start callin' me "Jenny". Ahoy, or I'll make you walk the plank. Aye, me parrot concurs.
Your pirate name is: Black Jenny Read
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Back in the day when I was a puppeteer we use to do this "Treasure Island" show...I walked around and talked like a pirate for weeks afterward...In town for a week and the show ran 8 times a day..I use to hear that dialog in my sleep..Shiver me timbers but that was a long time past..