Steve, I figure I'll use the Imperial March as my campaign theme, and show up in costumes all the time. When my opponents start mudslinging, I'll drop my pants and display my scooby doo boxers, fire back the "Here your answer", then shout "Scoooby Dooby Doooooo!"
I'll then ask if we can either return to the issues that matter or if they can display better skivies.
I live in a city that is primarily Democrat, heavily conservative, and about 20 years behind reality.
How can a guy dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing purple scooby shorts and talking sence not fail to get noticed?
I've already worked out my opening speel.
As the intro ends and the music fades, an image of the Emperor is projected on the wall. I drop to my knees and recite the traditional "What is thy bidding my Master?"
A recorded comment is them played "You must win this Election Lord Kaith. Only then will the road to Washington open for our forces"
"Yes My Master"
I will rise, remove the Vader mask and turn to face the crowd.
"Hello Buffalo! Before we start and my opponent starts to dig up dirt, sling mud and otherise jerk you off to obscure the fact that there are real issues here I just want you, my opponent and all his little pixies to know a few very important fact. These fact will have come out sooner or later, so I just want to get them out now, so we can focus on the real important things like taxes, jobs, health care and the economy.
Firstly - I am wearing scooby doo underwear.
Secondly - I like porn, and have lust in my heart.
Thirdly - I am in debt
Forthly - I can't spell for beans
Fifthly - etc etc etc.
Now that I've shown you my dirty laundry, as well as the laundry I'm wearing, I'd like to spend time on the issues that really matter to you and me. I will be out here every week in another rediculous costume, focusing on the real issues and the hard facts, while my opponents will show up in expensive suits and focus on the contents of my closet. You the voters will have to decide which you prefer. The clean cut never nail it down, or the insane guy in the Klingon suit who knows what you feel, knows your pain because he is one of you, who will fight like the insane Fedakin that he is.
I now salute my opponent in the old highland manner. (Cue the MoonShot)
Lets Dance Buffalo!"