The Last Person Thread - 3.0
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A lady came up to me today and asked me if I knew who the rat pack is. I said yes, and named them, then she ignored that and went on a rant to her husband about how kids these days dont know good music. Her husband then informed her that I said I did know who they were. She looked sheepish and left the store.
A woman has lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends:
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I
have been married for 20+ years. We were
chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfrie
nd came over and
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ''You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing
the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a
mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,
Batman?"
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I
have been married for 20+ years. We were
chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfrie
nd came over and
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ''You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing
the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a
mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,
Batman?"
No no no... tomorrow is the last day. Period.
GrandmasterP
Green Belt
We'll see. 11pm tonight London time it's due, if it comes.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
GrandmasterP
Green Belt
Well that Mayan apocalypse was a bit of a damp squib and no mistake.
Christoffer
White Belt
The mayan appocalypse was an inside job.
GrandmasterP
Green Belt
Mayans schmayans.
Watch out for that asteroid next year.
17,000 miles is pretty damn close.
If the folk in white coats have their sums wrong................
Watch out for that asteroid next year.
17,000 miles is pretty damn close.
If the folk in white coats have their sums wrong................
ks - learning to fly
Senior Master
great practices today!!! dojang will be closed til Wednesday now, but I am really grateful I got in 2 practices today + I was able to help some more colored belts with their stuff + my 2nd staff form is getting better all the time!!
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