The Best Star Trek Lines...

[MA-Caver]

Since *ahem* someone thinks we're bashing Star Wars' underpants too much... I give you our newest game/parody... Star Trek's Underpants! Be sure to identify which series and probably a good idea to ident the episode (where possible, in case some of us are *ahem* too young to remember Kirk, Spock and McCoy ... beyond the biblical reference of course.

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"Underpants. The final frontier, these are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. It's five year underpants, to seek out new life & new underpants. To boldly go where no underpants has gone before." (cue music)

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From the opening minutes of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

The side walls of the "bridge" slide apart, revealing a lighted room beyond. Through the opening strides KIRK. He stops, surveys the shambles, and shakes his head.
SAAVIK: Any suggestions, Admiral?

KIRK: Prayer, Mr. Saavik. The Klingons don't take underpants.

 

[Andrew Green]

McKoy - Are you out of your Vulcan underpants?

Kirk - All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my underpants.

Kirk - Of course you don't understand. You don't have the brains to understand. All you have is printed underpants.

Spock - While there was a chance, I was bound legally and morally to ascertain the underpant's status.

Spock - Congratulations on a dazzling display of underpants.
Kirk - Didn't think I had it in me did you?
Spock - No.

McKoy - Underpants? I always thought that was a human failing, Mr. Spock.

McKoy - You listen to me, you pointed-underpants Vulcan.

McKoy - Spock, I don't agree with underpants at all.
Spock - That's not unusual, Doctor.

Kirk - A dream that became a reality and spread throughout the underpants.

Spock - Logic and practical underpants do not seem to apply here.

Kirk - Underpants that can't possibly exist... but it does.

Spock - Fascinating. A thermonuclear underpants.

 

[Drac]

Scotty."Captain, the underpants can't take anymore".

Kirk."Scotty, I need more underpants".

 

[crushing]

Nice underpants. . .for a human. -Worf

Spock is contaminating that underpants! -McCoy

All right, Gamma shift, time to defend the Federation against gaseous underpants. -Commander Janice Rand

Do you want me to try my theory out on your underpants? -CPT Christopher Pike

It's more rational to sacrifice one underpants than six, Doctor. -Spock

Spock, remind me to tell you that I'm sick and tired of your underpants! -McCoy

Underpants! The best underpants I know is a fully activated phaserbank. -Scotty

 

[Drac]

Scotty= "Captain, there be underpants here." Star Trek, The Voyage Home.

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Chekov--Underpants is a Russian invention.

 

[Rossi]

Worf: Less talk, more underpants

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

Picard - "Make it underpants"
Troi - "I sense great underpants"
Uhuru - "Underpants open"
McCoy - "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not underpants"
Chekov - "Keptin, these underpants don't make sense"
Khan - "From the underpants of space I strike at thee"
Scott - "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, underpants on me"
McCoy - "Yes, but you would be rich beyond dreams of underpants"
Kirk - "I was born in Iowa, I work in underpants"

 

[fnorfurfoot]

Chekov to Police Officer: Excuse me sir. Can you direct me to the naval base in Alameda. It is where they keep the underpants. U-N-D-E-R-P-A-N-T-S. (to pedestrians) Excuse me. We are looking for underpants.