Odin said:
A deal! :rofl:
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A deal! :rofl:
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The Mohawk is to help it get punk chicks to date it.
If a Soybean is not a Vegetable, does that make it an Animal or a Mineral?
If a Soybean is not a Vegetable, does that make it an Animal or a Mineral?
Martial Tucker
Black Belt
MATHS. *
1.
To find a woman you need time and money.
Therefore:
Woman=Time x Money
2.
"Time is money" so:
Time = Money
3. Therefore
Woman = Money x Money
Woman = (Money)^2
4:
"Money is the root of all problems"
Money = sqrt(Problems)
5:
Therefore:
Woman = sqrt(Problems) ^2
The square root is cancelled by the square which leaves:
Woman = Problems
1.
To find a woman you need time and money.
Therefore:
Woman=Time x Money
2.
"Time is money" so:
Time = Money
3. Therefore
Woman = Money x Money
Woman = (Money)^2
4:
"Money is the root of all problems"
Money = sqrt(Problems)
5:
Therefore:
Woman = sqrt(Problems) ^2
The square root is cancelled by the square which leaves:
Woman = Problems
Martial Tucker said:
You sanitized it. HAHAHA "Money is the root of all EVIL!" :rofl:
Technopunk said:
It makes it a fish, because a fish is not an animal, vegetable or mineral according to your logic.
Sarah
Senior Master
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Sarah said:
He doesn't want to mess up his hair...
Flatlander
Grandmaster
Men and women clean their houses differently. Women usually take the time to do things like dust. Men generally don't. Why?
So we know where to put stuff back where we found it.
Why are women trying to screw up our system?
So we know where to put stuff back where we found it.
Why are women trying to screw up our system?
tkdgirl said:
Not sure, but I think it is a species of the same genus as a horse. I hope I said that right. I wasn't very good at biology.
Flatlander
Grandmaster
I don't know what you're trying to say......tkdgirl said:
