KenpoTex
Senior Master
Points to Ponder (but not seriously)
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once - or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once - or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
