KenpoTex
Senior Master
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once... or was it twice?
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
A beggar asked me for a dollar for a sandwich. I said, "First let me
see the sandwich."
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible - and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he
grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
like a nail.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
My weight is perfect for my height --- which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups?"
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
The speed of time is one-second per second.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you
a man who can't get his pants off.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
I had amnesia once... or was it twice?
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
A beggar asked me for a dollar for a sandwich. I said, "First let me
see the sandwich."
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible - and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he
grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
like a nail.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
My weight is perfect for my height --- which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups?"
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
The speed of time is one-second per second.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you
a man who can't get his pants off.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
