Oxymorons

[KenpoTess]

"Oxymoron" - Removing the Ten Commandments from the
courthouse because it mentions God while making people in court rooms
swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help
them God, while placing their hand on the Bible.

 

[oldnewbie]

"Oxymoron" - Removing the Ten Commandments from the
courthouse because it mentions God while making people in court rooms
swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help
them God, while placing their hand on the Bible.

Bwaahhahahahaha

How 'bout complaining about the violence in a movie about a CRUSIFICTION!

 

[Seig]

Bwaahhahahahaha

How 'bout complaining about the violence in a movie about a CRUSIFICTION!

or that a movie about a Jewish Carpenter is anti-semetic.....

 

[Ender]

there's too much violence on the movies I rent!

 

[Ender]

Does comedy on tv produce comedy on the streets?

 

[Seig]

Does comedy on tv produce comedy on the streets?

If you torture a mime, will he scream?

 

[OULobo]

Military Intelligence

Kamakazi Helmets

 

[Andi]

I'm really sorry...just gotta say..
Scientific American

*ducks*

 

[Seig]

I'm really sorry...just gotta say..
Scientific American

*ducks*

Oh yeah?
What about English Cheer?

 

[KenpoTex]

French Military

 

[TonyM.]

Japanese sports car
Russian justice
Jumbo shrimp

 

[OUMoose]

I've always been confounded by the old Wordprocessing/Spreadsheet/Database type program called "Microsoft Works"... hmmmmm...

 

[jeffkyle]

I've always been confounded by the old Wordprocessing/Spreadsheet/Database type program called "Microsoft Works"... hmmmmm...

hahahahahaha!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[Seig]

Falling Inflation

 

[Ceicei]

Tall midget

 

[Digital Decay]

english food

american values

innocent kiss

 

[Rob Broad]

Rap Music

But I always thought an oxy-moron was a stupid teenager using clearasil

 

[TargetAlex]

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway? Not oxymorons, but still confusing....

 

[Neckbones]

If you torture a mime, will he scream?

If you shoot him, should you use a silencer?


Thundering silence
act naturally
freezer burn
pretty ugly

 

[Cryozombie]

If you torture a mime, will he scream?

Torture him all you want, he will never talk.

Live on Tape.

Genuine Imitation Leather.

Clearly Confusing.