Oxymorons

[Chrono]

The ladies will like this one.

Adult male

 

[shesulsa]

Dead-end street

White Chocolate

Patriotic Revolution

speed limit

 

[Bob Hubbard]

12-Ounce Pound Cake
Alone Together
Authentic Reproduction
Computer Jock
Congressional Ethics
Deafening Silence
Double Solitaire
Found Missing
Greater Cleveland
Hollow Point
Internet Security
"New Antiques arriving daily!"
Organized Mess
Original Copy
Oxymoron (oxy=sharp, moron=dull)
Paid Volunteer
Partially Complete
Stripper's Dressing Room
Turned Up Missing
Unacceptable Solution
Working Vacation


If Con is the opposet of Pro, does that mean Congress is the opposet of Progress? Hmm....

You go to school to learn to communicate...whats the 1st rule?
No Talking!
No note passing either.
I tried sign language, but that got me a week off.
I'm so con-fused!

 

[RCastillo]

George Bush Jr.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

It's "OXY-Morons"....that extra 3 letters dude....

 

[Chrono]

If Con is the opposet of Pro, does that mean Congress is the opposet of Progress? Hmm....

You go to school to learn to communicate...whats the 1st rule?
No Talking!
No note passing either.
I tried sign language, but that got me a week off.
I'm so con-fused!

I got to ask the first one to my Political Science professor. And the second, to my uncle who works for the school district. They'll get a kick out of it.

 

[Stick Dummy]

Oxy-Moron - A drooling idiot using up my VALUABLE air........

Seig knows what I'm talking about

 

[RCastillo]

Oxy-Moron - A drooling idiot using up my VALUABLE air........

Seig knows what I'm talking about

Ouch! :whip:

 

[Spud]

From George Carlin:

Semi-Boneless Ham?
“Is there a bone? There is a bone. And it’s a bone. It ain’t no semi-bone.”

Also from George Carlin:

Holy War
mandatory options

mutual differences

nondairy creamer

open secret

resident alien

silent alarm

sports sedan

wireless cable

mercy killing

lethal assistance [Contra aid]

business ethics

friendly fire

genuine veneer

full-time day care

death benefits

 

[hardheadjarhead]

acute dullness
almost exactly
British fashion
calm wind
Christian Scientists
clearly ambiguous
constant variable
deliberately thoughtless
exact estimate
freezer burn
fresh-frozen
half naked

Regards,


Steve

 

[Feisty Mouse]

OK, this is sort of an oxymoron, and sort of something that just left me and my mom in tears laughing....

100% virgin acrylic (on a blanket label).

We love textile humor. I am not kidding. Tears rolling down our cheeks.