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Kung Fu tv show... the pilot episode
Kung-Fu the TV Series ( sorry not a movie)
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its cool drac
"now virgil, i've seen some fine looking local snapper out there, and i think they could use some of this sweet miami love muscle" - Travis Brickley (Chris Penn Best of the Best)
I have been laughing the whole time I typed that
"now virgil, i've seen some fine looking local snapper out there, and i think they could use some of this sweet miami love muscle" - Travis Brickley (Chris Penn Best of the Best)
I have been laughing the whole time I typed that
Oh yeah! Drac, That gave me goose bumps when I read it! Good job Bro!
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A few from one of my favorites, "Kung Fu Hustle"
"You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy." — Landlady
Brother Sum: "Ever killed anyone?"
Sing: "I've always thought about it ..."
And then there are two that never fail to crack Kwanjang and I up when we say them to each other:
"Let me think ..." Student in Enter The Dragon
(right before getting smacked and getting the "Don't think; feel. It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory." speech from Bruce Lee
)
and
"The warrior uses whatever is at hand. There is no shame in this." - Mako, after he hits a guy with a telephone and Chuck cuts him a look.
"You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy." — Landlady
Brother Sum: "Ever killed anyone?"
Sing: "I've always thought about it ..."
And then there are two that never fail to crack Kwanjang and I up when we say them to each other:
"Let me think ..." Student in Enter The Dragon
(right before getting smacked and getting the "Don't think; feel. It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory." speech from Bruce Lee
)and
"The warrior uses whatever is at hand. There is no shame in this." - Mako, after he hits a guy with a telephone and Chuck cuts him a look.
zDom said:"Let me think ..." Student in Enter The Dragon
(right before getting smacked and getting the "Don't think; feel. It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory." speech from Bruce Lee
and
"The warrior uses whatever is at hand. There is no shame in this." - Mako, after he hits a guy with a telephone and Chuck cuts him a look.
Doh! I was just about to post those two! LOL :lol:
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BrandonLucas
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Ok...
"Tell me sweetheart, is that gonna be a number 1 or a number 2?"
Travis Brickly, Best of the Best 1, said to a girl going to the bathroom in the bar.
"Look, is American who makes tricks with bricks,"
Paco in Bloodsport
"What the hed is wrong with you? Put yourself in my place."
Alex Grady, Best of the Best 1...the line is supposed to be "What the HELL is wrong with you?", but Eric Roberts delivers this line with so much passion.....
"Whad'rya countin' 'em for??"
Travis Brickly, Best of the Best 1, after losing the breaking competition
"It's ok, kid, I'm Chuck Norris,"
Chuck Norris, from his cartoon, after he steals (yes, steals) a kid's bike to chase down a speeding boat from the shoreline.
"Earth to Frankie..."
Ray Jackson, Bloodsport
"You Jackson? You look like a Jackson."
The manager guy, can't remember his character's name, Bloodsport
"You learn Karate from book?"
Karate Kid, Mr. Myagi
"Porkrind?" "Porkrind." "Kitchen?" "Kitchen."
Donetello to Michaelangelo, Ninja Turtles
I'll think of more later....
"Tell me sweetheart, is that gonna be a number 1 or a number 2?"
Travis Brickly, Best of the Best 1, said to a girl going to the bathroom in the bar.
"Look, is American who makes tricks with bricks,"
Paco in Bloodsport
"What the hed is wrong with you? Put yourself in my place."
Alex Grady, Best of the Best 1...the line is supposed to be "What the HELL is wrong with you?", but Eric Roberts delivers this line with so much passion.....
"Whad'rya countin' 'em for??"
Travis Brickly, Best of the Best 1, after losing the breaking competition
"It's ok, kid, I'm Chuck Norris,"
Chuck Norris, from his cartoon, after he steals (yes, steals) a kid's bike to chase down a speeding boat from the shoreline.
"Earth to Frankie..."
Ray Jackson, Bloodsport
"You Jackson? You look like a Jackson."
The manager guy, can't remember his character's name, Bloodsport
"You learn Karate from book?"
Karate Kid, Mr. Myagi
"Porkrind?" "Porkrind." "Kitchen?" "Kitchen."
Donetello to Michaelangelo, Ninja Turtles
I'll think of more later....
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"Do you understand that words that are coming out of my moouuf??"
Chris Rock to Jackie Chan, Rush Hour
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my moouuf??"
Jackie Chan to Chris Rock, Rush Hour 2
"Bottom One."
Judge from Kumite, Bloodsport
"You're nexx..."
Chun Li to Frank Dux, Bloodsport
"Aren't you a little young to fight in the Kumite?" "Aren't you a little old for video games?"
Ray Jackson and Frank Dux, Bloodsport
"Don't be late. Don't EVER be late."
Coach Frank Cuzo, Best of the Best 1
Chris Rock to Jackie Chan, Rush Hour
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my moouuf??"
Jackie Chan to Chris Rock, Rush Hour 2
"Bottom One."
Judge from Kumite, Bloodsport
"You're nexx..."
Chun Li to Frank Dux, Bloodsport
"Aren't you a little young to fight in the Kumite?" "Aren't you a little old for video games?"
Ray Jackson and Frank Dux, Bloodsport
"Don't be late. Don't EVER be late."
Coach Frank Cuzo, Best of the Best 1
allenjp
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ROFLMAO that is one of my all time favorites!!!
How 'bout this one?:
(after asked for tournament advice by Danielsan)
"No get hit."
-Mr. Miyagi, Karate Kid
oddball
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Riki Oh/Lik Wong
Asst. Warden: [Watching Oscar strangling Ricky with his own intestines] You got a lot of guts, Oscar!
Uncle: You were as strong as a bull, and so I named you Ricky.
Asst. Warden: [Watching Oscar strangling Ricky with his own intestines] You got a lot of guts, Oscar!
Uncle: You were as strong as a bull, and so I named you Ricky.
allenjp
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Then there's this one:
(Danielsan asks for more advice)
"Move, fasta!"
-Mr. Miyagi, Karate Kid
(Danielsan asks for more advice)
"Move, fasta!"
-Mr. Miyagi, Karate Kid
allenjp
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"What's up, my niggah?"
-Jackie Chan, Rush Hour
"Don't want no trouble!!!"
-Jackie Chan after man in first quote responds by choking him.
-Jackie Chan, Rush Hour
"Don't want no trouble!!!"
-Jackie Chan after man in first quote responds by choking him.
allenjp
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"ok, who just kicked me in my face?"
-Chris Tucker, Rush Hour
-Chris Tucker, Rush Hour
"You wanna fight??" (then moves lips silently in gibberish) "... then fight me!"
~Cadet Larvelle Jones played by Michael Winslow in the original Police Academy
~Cadet Larvelle Jones played by Michael Winslow in the original Police Academy
allenjp
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"I like to let people talk, who like to talk...it helps me know how full of sh** they are."
-Jackie Chan, Rush Hour
-Jackie Chan, Rush Hour
