One Liners

[IcemanSK]

"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." Chuck Norris "Code of Silence"



"Ya know what I'm gonna do...just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take my right foot. And whop you on that side of your face. And there's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it." Billy Jack

 

[IcemanSK]

From Remo Williams, The Adventure Continues

Chiun: [Talking to Remo] Put your hands behind your head.
[Remo complies, and doubles over from a blow from Chiun, too fast to be seen ]
Chiun: I did not say keep them there. Your reflexes are pitiful! The seasons move faster.

All of the following are from Chiun as well.

"You move like pregnant yak"

"Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work."

"The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss."

"Professional assassination. It's the highest form of public service."

"Fear is just a feeling. You feel hot. You feel hungry. You feel angry. You feel afraid. Fear can never kill you."

The last is my absolute most favorite - fear can cause you to freeze or react incorrectly, and that can kill you - but not fear itself.

You win the prize, Kacey. If you were here, I'd tap that spot on your wrist.:ultracool

 

[tko4u]

A team is not a team if you dont give a damn about each other _ Coach James Earl Jones (Best of the Best)

 

[tko4u]

Next time you fight, try to keep all your clothes on!- Jean Claude Van Damme (bloodsport)

quickly followed by sentimental moment

 

[Mimir]

The speedometer says 160, I expect it to go 160 - Chuck Norris in Lone Wolf McQuad.

 

[tko4u]

It says he represent the tanaka clan, you no look like tanaka - black dragon member (bloodsport)

 

[Mimir]

I tell them you say they no good fighters... and that their mothers have sex with mules. Make them very angery give good fight. Xian from Kickboxer

 

[tko4u]

very good, but brick not hit back - chung le (bloodsport) followed by a chest flex, which occur so much in this movie

 

[tko4u]

I tell them you say they no good fighters... and that their mothers have sex with mules. Make them very angery give good fight. Xian from Kickboxer

hahahahahhaha, i remember that, hilarious. good post

 

[crushing]

"That was a Hattori Hanzo sword." -O-Ren Ishii

 

[Mimir]

"That was a Hattori Hanzo sword." -O-Ren Ishii

Good one I like this one too:

"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords." - O-Ren Ishii

 

[tko4u]

catching people in rope make me hungry - xien (kickboxer)

 

[kaizasosei]

From Remo Williams....

remo says(looking to kill)- 'where's your boss??!!'

great one liner- chun replies- 'i am here alone'

 

[tko4u]

another from kickboxer, "americans have swelled heads, especially when hanging upside down to long" -Xien

this guy is full of them!

 

[tko4u]

By the way, is it just me or does van damme have the LONGEST kihap in world history, here it is....................




ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Babook]

"Don't know, never been attacked by tree" - Miagee from Karate Kid 2

Where? Which part? I saw the movie few days ago, don't remember hearing it?

 

[MA-Caver]

Where? Which part? I saw the movie few days ago, don't remember hearing it?

When Daniel and Miyagi get off the plane at Okinawa they see a large ad showing Sato breaking a huge log in half... Daniel asked "can you do that?" Then of course goes the funny line.


And the last time I saw that movie was about... ohh... 3-4 years ago?

 

[tko4u]

You just give me an unmarked and a shotgun, aight? -Steven Seagal (Out for Justice)

 

[Drac]

Student Caine " Old man, how is it that you hear these things?"

Master Po " Young man, how is it that you do not?"

 

[Drac]

"No one beats me in the kitchen"...Steven Segal in Under Seige 2 Dark Territory..