Move over no touch knock outs

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Huh. I can't remember exactly when, but I remember hearing about this guy before. I think he (or another making this claim) was on Howard Stern's show and couldn't demonstrate this skill on a few women guests.

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My coach said he say this somewhere and the guy kept asking weman to come up from the aducince and he couldnt do anything HAHAHA What a load of **** like No touch knock out.
 

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Originally posted by Cthulhu
Huh. I can't remember exactly when, but I remember hearing about this guy before. I think he (or another making this claim) was on Howard Stern's show and couldn't demonstrate this skill on a few women guests.

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I saw the show, but I can't remember who hosted it.

Eventhou the guy couldn't "do it" on stage, doesn't mean that he is a fraud.

If my MA skills were to be judge from 1 episode on video I just might have a problem...

But I still don't beleive it. Alot can be done by pressure points, but not this.

/Yari
 

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The Japanese and Chinese have been using Pressure Points to enhance sexual encounters for many years. Why can this guy not "do it"?

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Can I be your uke?

Sure mate!:boing2:

Although if there really is something to be learned, I'd be interested to know it... all joking aside.

Jeremy- do you actually know somthing about this?
 

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No guys, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!

Been to their Do Jang. They have a drive up window. You have to sign a waiver for cloth upholstery.

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Anybody find out what "part" this guy touches people WITH when delivering the goods?

Imagine this man fighting in the next UFC or PRIDE. Also imagine if you would Tank Abbott making his comeback debut against this guy and nobody warns Tank about his "specialty"! I can hear Jeff Blatnick the ring announcer now: "Oooohhh fooooolks Tank Abbott is down and he is making a really weird face! He appears to be in agony!? The ref. has stopped the match due to Tank not being able to defend himself. Tanks corner has also thrown in the towel!? In fact all the corner people are throwing towels in the octagon!!!!! What? No, wait a minute! He's back up and says he wants a rematch IMMEDIATELY, but first Tank wants a cigarette and beer!?".

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Originally posted by white belt
Anybody find out what "part" this guy touches people WITH when delivering the goods?

Imagine this man fighting in the next UFC or PRIDE. Also imagine if you would Tank Abbott making his comeback debut against this guy and nobody warns Tank about his "specialty"! I can hear Jeff Blatnick the ring announcer now: "Oooohhh fooooolks Tank Abbott is down and he is making a really weird face! He appears to be in agony!? The ref. has stopped the match due to Tank not being able to defend himself. Tanks corner has also thrown in the towel!? In fact all the corner people are throwing towels in the octagon!!!!! What? No, wait a minute! He's back up and says he wants a rematch IMMEDIATELY, but first Tank wants a cigarette and beer!?".

When "worlds" collide,
white belt :)

OMG that's hucking fillarious!!!!!!!!!! I applaud your comedic
mind!
 

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Originally posted by white belt
Anybody find out what "part" this guy touches people WITH when delivering the goods?

Imagine this man fighting in the next UFC or PRIDE. Also imagine if you would Tank Abbott making his comeback debut against this guy and nobody warns Tank about his "specialty"! I can hear Jeff Blatnick the ring announcer now: "Oooohhh fooooolks Tank Abbott is down and he is making a really weird face! He appears to be in agony!? The ref. has stopped the match due to Tank not being able to defend himself. Tanks corner has also thrown in the towel!? In fact all the corner people are throwing towels in the octagon!!!!! What? No, wait a minute! He's back up and says he wants a rematch IMMEDIATELY, but first Tank wants a cigarette and beer!?".

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(In a loud discusted voice) DUUUUDE!!!!
That is just sooo wrong!!
There is absolutely no call for anyone, except maybe Tank, allowing their mind to wander anywhere near that idea.
(wagging index finger, and speaking with really bad Indian accent) You are very, very bad man!!

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D.Cobb,

If this were on reality TV, it would sell out. Picture Tank running fom the "OTO" guy, around the Octagon, yelling for them to unlock the gate! :) Kind of like the guy having the elephant back up and getting his head stuck up it's wazoo.

I have a theory, the "One Touch Orgasm" guy started going to Dillman seminars and causing "accidents". This is why George developed the "No Touch Knock Out". Darth and Obi.

The "very, very bad man" thing, Seinfeld by any chance? :)

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Originally posted by white belt
The "very, very bad man" thing, Seinfeld by any chance? :)

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I don't know it's origins but I got it from Sammy3170. He says it to me quite a bit. Usually when I come up some sexually deviated comment involving ugly martial artists and weird practices.

Oh, maybe that's too much information.....

:p
 
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