Jesus was a vampire?

[Kembudo-Kai Kempoka]

A toaster or a tuna fish sandwich? I haven't had that good a laugh in weeks. Thanks, I needed that; it's been a hellish last few weeks. (I actually pictured in my mind this poor guy trying to write a position on his being a toaster, and what those arguments would look like).

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to stalk innocent victims from the world of the living. I know for a fact this guy is high, because I AM a Vampire.-vampfeed- Oh yeah...I'm also Napolean, and a tuna sandwich.

Regards,

Nosferatu D.

 

[Eldritch Knight]

I don't want to detract from all the fun people are having at this guy's expense, but do you think he might be sufferering from porphyria?