YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway
"Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend
You measure distance in hours
You know several people who have hit deer more than once
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again
Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
You see people wearing camouflage to social events (including weddings)
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm
You design your kid's Halloween Costume to fit over a snowsuit
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
You refer to the Packers as "We"
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction
You can identify a southern or eastern accent
You have no problem pronouncing Lac du Flambeau
You consider Minneapolis exotic
You know how to polka
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce
"Down South" means Iowa
A BRAT is something you eat
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed
You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age
You go out for fish every Friday
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost
You have more miles on your snowblower than your car
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly"
You actually understand these jokes and you forward them to all your friends!!!
GO BADGERS!!!
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway
"Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend
You measure distance in hours
You know several people who have hit deer more than once
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again
Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
You see people wearing camouflage to social events (including weddings)
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm
You design your kid's Halloween Costume to fit over a snowsuit
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
You refer to the Packers as "We"
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction
You can identify a southern or eastern accent
You have no problem pronouncing Lac du Flambeau
You consider Minneapolis exotic
You know how to polka
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce
"Down South" means Iowa
A BRAT is something you eat
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed
You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age
You go out for fish every Friday
Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost
You have more miles on your snowblower than your car
You find 0 degrees "a little chilly"
You actually understand these jokes and you forward them to all your friends!!!
GO BADGERS!!!
