How to become a Tengu Demon?

[Spinedoc]

We've had so many threads here recently on "How To?" I thought perhaps we could get the collective wisdom of MT to discuss how to transform oneself into a Tengu Demon? (Satire implied and welcomed)

Also, who would win in a fight? An MMA artist, or a Tengu Demon?

Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[K-man]

 

[Xue Sheng]

Also, who would win in a fight? An MMA artist, or a Tengu Demon?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Oh for crying out loud..it is soooooo obvious

 

[hoshin1600]

I thought it was a genetic predespisition. And now that I think of it my ex certainly had oni /tengu demon moments.

 

[Tez3]

I thought one could teach oneself using very bad videos and books?

 

[Dirty Dog]

Deprive me of caffeine after I've worked 3 straight night shifts in the ER...

 

[hoshin1600]

It doesn't matter because tengu have never fought in MMA. BJJ will always beat a tengu.

I'm sorry
It was going to be said sooner or later.

 

[hoshin1600]

Is it just me or does chuck's beard look like a Chia pet?

 

[K-man]

I thought one could teach oneself using very bad videos and books?

I think you'll need good videos, not the sort regularly referred to on YouTube!

 

[Xue Sheng]

Is it just me or does chuck's beard look like a Chia pet?

did you notice how we all collectively moved away from you when you said that

 

[Xue Sheng]

I think you'll need good videos, not the sort regularly referred to on YouTube!

no no no....I believe tez meant bad as in really bad like evil... not bad as in horrible

 

[K-man]

no no no....I believe tez meant bad as in really bad like evil... not bad as in horrible

I stand suitably chastised and corrected. Now where do I get some of these evil videos? I think I need to incorporate some of this **** into my training.

 

[Touch Of Death]

You must first sacrifice your cat to the Devil. It has to be your cat. The Devil will know if it isn't your cat!

 

[K-man]

You must first sacrifice your cat to the Devil. It has to be your cat. The Devil will know if it isn't your cat!

I haven't got a cat and, sure as hell, he ain't getting my dog.

 

[Touch Of Death]

I haven't got a cat and, sure as hell, he ain't getting my dog.

Then you must settle for mortality. Go Roosters.

 

[Dirty Dog]

You must first sacrifice your cat to the Devil. It has to be your cat. The Devil will know if it isn't your cat!

Cats are all small fur covered demons. I do not think you can sacrifice a demon to a devil...

 

[Spinedoc]

Wait, you mean if there isn't a youtube video of a Tengu defeating a Gracie, than it cannot happen??? I'm confoozled.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I stand suitably chastised and corrected. Now where do I get some of these evil videos? I think I need to incorporate some of this **** into my training.

Well let me think...oh yes now ai remember...first you must find the Gates of Hades and defeat Cerberus....then it is just a short walk to the first video store on the left...you can get them there

 

[Flying Crane]

You must first sacrifice your cat to the Devil. It has to be your cat. The Devil will know if it isn't your cat!

I sacrificed the devil to my cat.

Now,what the hell is a tengu demon?

 

[Spinedoc]

I sacrificed the devil to my cat.

Uh oh....you crossed the streams....Egon said to never cross the streams.