Do ninja need pets???

Cryozombie

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I recently saw "The Master" for the first time in years... now if you have never seen it, it was a Lee VanCleef Tv series about a Chubby Ninja master and his apprentice righting wrongs and fighting SHo Kosugi. (Ok, yes, I admit it was SO bad the only reason I was able to watch it again was because it aired on Mystery Science Theater) Now, the Master, aka Lee VanCleef, had a pet Gerbil that went on ninja missions with him. That got me thinking...

In Ninja Turtles, Master Yoshi had a Pet Rat that eventually became Master Splinter...

So If popular (or not so popular) films are to be be believed, one must have a pet to be a true ninja master...

So two questions...

1) Where is "Ninja Pets r Us"
2) and do they Come Pre-Ninja'ed, or do they need to be trained?
 
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Originally posted by Technopunk
I recently saw "The Master" for the first time in years... now if you have never seen it, it was a Lee VanCleef Tv series about a Chubby Ninja master and his apprentice righting wrongs and fighting SHo Kosugi. (Ok, yes, I admit it was SO bad the only reason I was able to watch it again was because it aired on Mystery Science Theater) Now, the Master, aka Lee VanCleef, had a pet Gerbil that went on ninja missions with him. That got me thinking...

In Ninja Turtles, Master Yoshi had a Pet Rat that eventually became Master Splinter...

So If popular (or not so popular) films are to be be believed, one must have a pet to be a true ninja master...

So two questions...

1) Where is "Ninja Pets r Us"
2) and do they Come Pre-Ninja'ed, or do they need to be trained?


Well I would think given the Master Splinter point you made that one would have to train them. Or have train themselves as the case maybe. ;)
 

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The pet gerbil was that of the kid that approached him for training. It was a cheezy show no doubts, I own all the episodes LOLOL.
 
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ichiro katsumori

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ive never seen "the master"but i did think it was a good idea to keep pets ,but not like a jerbal lol!!! i thought it should be something like a dog or a guinea bird(i have both)as a guard or maybe even as an attack dog.lol!!!!!!!
-ichiro katsumori
 
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TLH3rdDan

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lol ohhh yeah i remember the master... but do tell when and where can i find the mystery science theater version... im a huge fan of mst3k... too bad they took it off... and a ninja pet would be pretty damn cool
 
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LOL! I had forgotton that I made this post, but Recently I read somthing in some M.A. book, It esacpes me at the moment which one, about ninja's flinging angry monkeys at pursuers.

Maybe what I really need is an Angry Monkey.
 
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TLH3rdDan

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ok where on your person would you keep an angry monkey? i mean its not like you can just find them anywhere even in ancient japan... i mean come on lol although i got to admit that would be very distracting if someone flung an angry monkey at me lol
 
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Don't be silly TLH3rdDan, you can't buy those monkeys, you have to train them yourself. I believe it is in one of our ryu-ha that Sensei hasn't taught yet. Maybe we should ask hims sometime.
 

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Don't be silly TLH3rdDan, you can't buy those monkeys, you have to train them yourself. I believe it is in one of our ryu-ha that Sensei hasn't taught yet. Maybe we should ask hims sometime.

I think that would be more like one of the ryu-ha-ha-ha that you haven't seen yet.:rofl:
 
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