Do ninja need pets???

[Cryozombie]

I recently saw "The Master" for the first time in years... now if you have never seen it, it was a Lee VanCleef Tv series about a Chubby Ninja master and his apprentice righting wrongs and fighting SHo Kosugi. (Ok, yes, I admit it was SO bad the only reason I was able to watch it again was because it aired on Mystery Science Theater) Now, the Master, aka Lee VanCleef, had a pet Gerbil that went on ninja missions with him. That got me thinking...

In Ninja Turtles, Master Yoshi had a Pet Rat that eventually became Master Splinter...

So If popular (or not so popular) films are to be be believed, one must have a pet to be a true ninja master...

So two questions...

1) Where is "Ninja Pets r Us"
2) and do they Come Pre-Ninja'ed, or do they need to be trained?

 

[Mickey]

Originally posted by Technopunk
I recently saw "The Master" for the first time in years... now if you have never seen it, it was a Lee VanCleef Tv series about a Chubby Ninja master and his apprentice righting wrongs and fighting SHo Kosugi. (Ok, yes, I admit it was SO bad the only reason I was able to watch it again was because it aired on Mystery Science Theater) Now, the Master, aka Lee VanCleef, had a pet Gerbil that went on ninja missions with him. That got me thinking...

In Ninja Turtles, Master Yoshi had a Pet Rat that eventually became Master Splinter...

So If popular (or not so popular) films are to be be believed, one must have a pet to be a true ninja master...

So two questions...

1) Where is "Ninja Pets r Us"
2) and do they Come Pre-Ninja'ed, or do they need to be trained?

Well I would think given the Master Splinter point you made that one would have to train them. Or have train themselves as the case maybe.

 

[Bujingodai]

The pet gerbil was that of the kid that approached him for training. It was a cheezy show no doubts, I own all the episodes LOLOL.

 

[ichiro katsumori]

lol
ive never seen "the master"but i did think it was a good idea to keep pets ,but not like a jerbal lol!!! i thought it should be something like a dog or a guinea bird(i have both)as a guard or maybe even as an attack dog.lol!!!!!!!
-ichiro katsumori

 

[TLH3rdDan]

lol ohhh yeah i remember the master... but do tell when and where can i find the mystery science theater version... im a huge fan of mst3k... too bad they took it off... and a ninja pet would be pretty damn cool

 

[Cryozombie]

LOL! I had forgotton that I made this post, but Recently I read somthing in some M.A. book, It esacpes me at the moment which one, about ninja's flinging angry monkeys at pursuers.

Maybe what I really need is an Angry Monkey.

 

[TLH3rdDan]

ok where on your person would you keep an angry monkey? i mean its not like you can just find them anywhere even in ancient japan... i mean come on lol although i got to admit that would be very distracting if someone flung an angry monkey at me lol

 

[Lawman9]

Don't be silly TLH3rdDan, you can't buy those monkeys, you have to train them yourself. I believe it is in one of our ryu-ha that Sensei hasn't taught yet. Maybe we should ask hims sometime.

 

[theletch1]

Don't be silly TLH3rdDan, you can't buy those monkeys, you have to train them yourself. I believe it is in one of our ryu-ha that Sensei hasn't taught yet. Maybe we should ask hims sometime.

I think that would be more like one of the ryu-ha-ha-ha that you haven't seen yet.:rofl:

 

[Cryozombie]

http://www.exoticpetco.com/primates.html

Ninjas Buy angry Monkeys!

LOL!