LOL!!! that would be funny.While working on a construction project at one job I had I spied a lady walking two of her pet skunks on a leash. I had to climb down the scaffold to go have a look at 'em. The lady was friendly enough to let me pet and hold one of them. They ARE cute, like over furred fat ferrets (and why not, they're related).
Naturally they were descented and had shots. They had great temperment. Eat cat chow and scraps the lady told me, and they use a litter box.
The fur was two fold. Coarse on the outside but dig your fingers in and ohh so soft! Up close they're fine animals. Makes me want to have one for a pet.
Bet it'll deter burgulars when they creep inside the house and see Pepe roaming around... :uhyeah: