A woman is lying in bed reading.
Her husband comes walking into the bedroom carrying a chicken under his arm.
Husband: "Well, here's the pig I've been sleeping with"
Wife: "uh...that's a chicken"
Husband: "I wasn't talking to you"
Her husband comes walking into the bedroom carrying a chicken under his arm.
Husband: "Well, here's the pig I've been sleeping with"
Wife: "uh...that's a chicken"
Husband: "I wasn't talking to you"