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One night a husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing
in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are
hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns
to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel
better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a
soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your
eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's.
in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are
hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns
to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel
better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a
soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your
eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's.
