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well, you can start by shucking that one
corny joke time
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well, you can start by shucking that one
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Ha, I seeds what you did there
What do children and corn have in common, both have ears but neither listen
donnaTKD
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man walked into a tree...............
and became rooted.............
and became rooted.............
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Speaking of that this one guy had been bullied for quite some time so he joined a martial arts club and after a couple years of training he got so good he could kill a person with his bare foot and one day his bully decided to fight him. Poor guy got beat up again while he was trying to take his shoes off
psml
donnaTKD
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he just doesnt know the proper ab's for it LoL 
cos he still got it wrong when explaining
it's PMSL or in this case it should be ROTFLPMSL
cos he still got it wrong when explaining it's PMSL or in this case it should be ROTFLPMSL
So there were these three cats, named Un, Deux, and Trois. They decided they wanted to go fishing; so, they all got on a raft, but, you see, there was a hole in the raft! So, Un, Deux, Trois, Quatres, Cinq!
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Why does snoop dog always have an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
Wanna know how to find a squirrel, climb a tree and act like a nut
-signs your a bad referee-
10) referee borrows a pair of glasses from the corner judge. 9) The referee argues about whether he can bring his walker on the mat. 8) Your opponent's sleeves are folded up to the elbows, and the referee doesn't notice. 7) The referee keeps going up to Japanese fans and asking if they are Yasuhiro Yamashita. 6) He still thinks the pistol grip refers to a technique in the Goshin Jutsu. 5) Your opponent has gotten up 3 times before the referee decides that the first throw scored ippon. 4) The score reaches 3 waza-ari to 2 waza-ari, and you're still fighting. 3) The referee carries a stop watch to time 3 seconds for newaza. 2) During meetings the referee and corner judges exchange money.
1) After the match, the referee can't find his shoes.
Fo drizzle
Wanna know how to find a squirrel, climb a tree and act like a nut
-signs your a bad referee-
10) referee borrows a pair of glasses from the corner judge. 9) The referee argues about whether he can bring his walker on the mat. 8) Your opponent's sleeves are folded up to the elbows, and the referee doesn't notice. 7) The referee keeps going up to Japanese fans and asking if they are Yasuhiro Yamashita. 6) He still thinks the pistol grip refers to a technique in the Goshin Jutsu. 5) Your opponent has gotten up 3 times before the referee decides that the first throw scored ippon. 4) The score reaches 3 waza-ari to 2 waza-ari, and you're still fighting. 3) The referee carries a stop watch to time 3 seconds for newaza. 2) During meetings the referee and corner judges exchange money.
1) After the match, the referee can't find his shoes.
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.........those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar......and doesn't.
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Why are quantum physicists so lousy in bed?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
