corny joke time

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(These are true stories of some corny jokes I had yesterday)

I've recently started learning guitar, and just started writing my first song. I had a small little riff, and my guitar teacher helped me with a chord progression that would work with it. He said the riff is the "A section" of my song, and the chords are the "B section" sort of a call-and-response. I ended up writing a pretty long song and brought it back. He said "well you have an A section, and a B section, which you've done really well with and made like a B1, a B2, and a B3, but you really need a C section to bring this home, and then you'll have a song!"

I said, "so I need a C-section to give birth to my song?"

I also wasn't really sure what genre my song is. I just kind of wrote what sounded good and ended up with a song. So I asked him what genre it sounds like and he said "Progressive Rock."

I said, "but I'm a conservative."
 

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So a cop pulls ovet this guy and he asks him
Cop: are you high?
Driver hello, am I what?
Cop: high
Driver: hello
 

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That is such a "dad joke"!
I always thought of dad jokes went a little something like...

Child: I'm hungry!
Dad: nice to meet you hungry! I'm dad!

Child: dad can I ask you a question?
Dad: you just did.
Child: I meant another one!
Dad: you did it again!

Child: hey Dad...
Dad: hay is for horses

Child: wait!
Dad: weight is what broke the bridge down!
 

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I always thought of dad jokes went a little something like...

Child: I'm hungry!
Dad: nice to meet you hungry! I'm dad!

Child: dad can I ask you a question?
Dad: you just did.
Child: I meant another one!
Dad: you did it again!

Child: hey Dad...
Dad: hay is for horses

Child: wait!
Dad: weight is what broke the bridge down!
Yes, those would also qualify. I'm glad to see you've a grasp of the concept. :p
 

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I always thought of dad jokes went a little something like...

Child: I'm hungry!
Dad: nice to meet you hungry! I'm dad!

Child: dad can I ask you a question?
Dad: you just did.
Child: I meant another one!
Dad: you did it again!

Child: hey Dad...
Dad: hay is for horses

Child: wait!
Dad: weight is what broke the bridge down!

"I meant another one!" isn't a question.
 

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