Change One word from a famous quote

[Big Don]

Over hill over Dale, we will hit the dusty trail as the caissons go rolling along.

The army changed it, I changed it back

 

[Big Don]

Hitler has only got one wall

 

[Dirty Dog]

Once more onto the beach, my friends!

(OK, I changed two words. So sue me.)

 

[Big Don]

I'm gonna call Dewey, Cheatem and Howe!

"Lets see if these bastards can do twenty"

 

[arnisador]

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

 

[Big Don]

When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer "Present" or "Retarded."

 

[GrandmasterP]

Yogi, smarter than the average beer.

 

[arnisador]

The unexamined life is not worth leaving.

 

[K-man]

I'm from the Government and I'm here to fleece you!

 

[arnisador]

(I didn't detect the change in that one! ^^^)

From Here to Infirmity.

 

[GrandmasterP]

Aliens v Mobsters

 

[arnisador]

Aliens v Mobsters

I'd watch that film.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soap!

 

[Josh Oakley]

You're talking to a General, Marine! Maintain discipline.
OK, when I changed the one word, I actually corrected this quote. It would never have been spoken in it's original form if the screenwriters knew wtf they were doing.
Name that movie

You're talking to a bicycle, Marine!
Maintain discipline!

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[Josh Oakley]

Steady as she goes insane.

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[Josh Oakley]

My only regret is that have but one wife to give for my country.

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[arnisador]

I have nothing to offer you but blood, sweat, and lemonade.

 

[Josh Oakley]

"I come to you with only karate, empty hands. I have no weapons, but should I be forced to defend myself, my principles or my vodka; should it be a matter of life or death, of right or wrong; then here are my weapons, karate, my empty hands."
—Ed Parker - March, 1957

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[Ken Morgan]

Soy milk, why did it have to be soy milk?

 

[arnisador]

This looks like the beginning of a beautiful frenemyship.

 

[GrandmasterP]

The supple willow does not contend against the storm, yet it collapses.