Change One word from a famous quote

[arnisador]

I neutraled my cat.

 

[Dirty Dog]

Don't phase me, Bro!

 

[Big Don]

I ♣ my wife

 

[arnisador]

Me love you short time...

 

[Dirty Dog]

Me love you short time...

Appropriately enough, I can now change "There's an app for that" to

"There's a pill for that..."

 

[Big Don]

Takes a twenty and keeps on licking
OK, I changed 2

 

[arnisador]

You can't teach an old orangutan new tricks.

 

[Big Don]

Monkey see, monkey poo

 

[arnisador]

I'm dreaming of a green Christmas...

 

[GrandmasterP]

Jingle tills, jingle tills, jingle all the way.

 

[arnisador]

The Emperor has no clues.

 

[Big Don]

Oh, hey, can you see

 

[arnisador]

Double or something!

 

[K-man]

One for my English friends ...

Hit for sex!

(BTW well done beating India in India in the T201)

 

[arnisador]

Hit for extra biases!

 

[Touch Of Death]

Why do I call myself a ninja, they ask me.

 

[arnisador]

Do you feel horny, punk?

(Yeah, I know that "Do you feel lucky, punk?" is actually a misquote, but that's how people remember it!)

 

[K-man]

Once more unto the beach, dear friends, once more;

 

[arnisador]

You're a better woman than I am, Gunga Din...

 

[Big Don]

Once more unto the beach, dear friends, once more;

WRONG
Once more unto the *****, dear friends, once more;
There, I fixxed it