Ah, the True Martial Artists

[Bill Mattocks]

Sadly, I think this is what a lot of people think martial arts are.

http://kotaku.com/5949790/argument-over-video-game-martial-arts-turned-into-a-real-fist-fight

Argument Over Video Game Martial Arts Turned into a Real Fist Fight
The Chinese "Golden Week" is normally a very quiet week. For the many Chinese, it's a week off work to relax. For others, it's a vacation nightmare because all the tourist destinations are packed with people. Well during this "Golden Week", two young men from Deyang, Sichuan province thought it was a good idea to duke it out in front of an internet cafe. You know, why not?

The two men in question, Lin and Huang, both started playing the new Jet Li kung fu game, The Ninth Sutra, at a local internet cafe in Deyang. The two young men became friends over their mutual interest in the game. Soon, they started talking about which of the game's martial arts were best.

Lin contested that the martial arts of the Ninth Sutra is the best, whereas Huang contested that the Nine Swords of the Lonely Swordsman was the best.

Ye gods.

 

[Dirty Dog]

Well... who won?

 

[Xue Sheng]

The net cafe owner was quoted to have said, "I've never met such losers in my life, fighting over literally nothing."

Nuff said

 

[WC_lun]

Well... who won?

absolutely no one.