Advanced Kenpo Techniques...

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GouRonin

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At the local NAPMA convention, there is a guy who will be teaching what is called "advanced Kenpo techniques." where he does what he calls "The one second fight."

I will not be able to get to this seminar as I have to work this weekend. Can someone tell me what the one second advanced kenpo techniques are?

Thanx.
 
I have no idea what this guy is talking about. I am the only one to have learned these from Ed Parker in our very private lessons with no one else around and he made me promise not to tell anyone or show anyone until 12 years after he had passed on.

:asian:
 
Originally posted by Goldendragon7

I have no idea what this guy is talking about. I am the only one to have learned these from Ed Parker in our very private lessons with no one else around and he made me promise not to tell anyone or show anyone until 12 years after he had passed on.

:asian:

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. You kill me Mr. Conatser!
 
Originally posted by kenpo_cory
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. You kill me Mr. Conatser!

If he does it in a second it must be those one second advanced kenpo techniques.
 
One second advanced techniques.....

Oppps ...sorry could someone call for an ambulance I was thinking fo what my one second technique was and well got hit in the face while I was THINKING!!!!

I always thought that in a fight..time was relative...if you are winning it goes too fast...on the other hand it takes a while to get your backside handed to ya!

JMHO
:soapbox:
 
Originally posted by GouRonin

If he does it in a second it must be those one second advanced kenpo techniques.

Right, the techniques that only he was taught by Mr. Parker. :rofl:
 
Originally posted by Goldendragon7

I have no idea what this guy is talking about. I am the only one to have learned these from Ed Parker in our very private lessons with no one else around and he made me promise not to tell anyone or show anyone until 12 years after he had passed on.

:asian:

:eek: Maybe we should be calling you Doctor Conatser for now on??? :lol:
 
This is the kind of stuff that keeps the various little turmoils and folks with nothing better to do ... In a turmoil. Needless, and not really even funny.

A one second technique shouldn't be a real surprise for anyone practicing Kenpo. No secret techniques, no silliness, and certainly no stirring of the pot. Just practice and application of what you already know or should know. One second is a very long time in the application of technical skill in fighting. Frankly, a ten second fight has gone on far too long!

Sign me,

Unamused by levity at others expense.
 
Was going to go back and alter my post. After giving it some consideration, I was going to change the ten seconds down to about three.

Unfortunately, you are, or at least I am, only allowed 60 minutes to alter your/my own post. Then I assume it becomes the intellectual property of the webmaster and is locked in eternity.

So to restate my previous stance that I'm now locked from...

If a fight lasts more than 3 seconds at the outside, you are doing something wrong.

No secrets. No magic. No limited knowledge proclamation that sets little minds to scurrying... and idle hands to the devils workshop ... Just training.

Dan
 
The moderators can alter a post for you after the time limit--just send a clear request via PM.

Part of the reason for having the limit is that changing posts can make the replies to them seem nonsensical in retrospect, depending on how substantive the change is. Having a time limit helps preserve the linear flow of the discussion for those who read the thread later.

-Arnisador
-MT Admin-
 
Originally posted by arnisador

The moderators can alter a post for you after the time limit--just send a clear request via PM.

Part of the reason for having the limit is that changing posts can make the replies to them seem nonsensical in retrospect, depending on how substantive the change is. Having a time limit helps preserve the linear flow of the discussion for those who read the thread later.

-Arnisador
-MT Admin-

True, mayhap, but not having access to my own posts seems a bit odd for this forum, as well.

Dan
 
Originally posted by Sigung86

This is the kind of stuff that keeps the various little turmoils and folks with nothing better to do ... In a turmoil. Needless, and not really even funny.


I'm sorry that you feel that way.
 
Accountability. That pretty much sums it up. I've been on forums that allow pretty much open ended editing, and theres been alot of cases of someone posting something inflammatory or libelous, or just 'wrong', then going back , changing the post and causing problems.

We set it to an hour, figuring that most folks will post, then reread and see the mistakes withing that time period. After that, we're more than happy to do changes for ya.

I realize its a tad bit more work, but so far, its helped keep things smooth.

:asian:
 
I think you're both pretty fruity.

Don't make me pull out my no-touch knockouts.
 
Originally posted by GouRonin

I think you're both pretty fruity.

Don't make me pull out my no-touch knockouts.

Would that be the ones currently extent in LTKK? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dan
 
They are similar, except my no touch knock outs don't kill you. They just make you do stupid things.
:rofl:
 
Originally posted by GouRonin

They are similar, except my no touch knock outs don't kill you. They just make you do stupid things.
:rofl:

Like run around speaking with a Russian accent and drinking cheap vodka? Hey! Wait a minute! I used to date a girl like that!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dan
 

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