What Martial Art Should You Study?

My style is better than the nuances (ha ha). I will scream it from the mountain tops where I have trained using the pictures in an old Mandarin grammar text.
 
YOU SHOULD STUDY KUNG FU! Kung Fu, based on the forms of the animals, teaches you inner strength by forcing you to contort your body into unnatural positions in order to pretend to be a female horse, or a lame crane, or a posi on marmaset... whatever the animal, there is a style for you to learn... Drunken Lizard beating Tiger, Foofy Poodle, or just plain Girrafe Form, they are efficiant and deadly!


:D
 
It said I should study kempo karate. kinda ironic. And by the way, my sifu is better than your sifu, I could beat you up, I am the best, and my boom stick is bigger than yours. :btg: take that
 
I sneak around the sidelines and Stab people in the back.....I SHOULD do Ninjutsu and I 0wn! :D
 
Originally posted by Master of Blades
I sneak around the sidelines and Stab people in the back.....I SHOULD do Ninjutsu and I 0wn! :D

Are you talking about your buddy Shinobi again? Where'd he go anyway.:rolleyes:
 
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