Understanding Men....

[Raewyn]

and for a good finish.....diamonds :ultracool

FORE SHORE!!!!!!!!

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

Really means....[/color]
"Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."

hum :idunno: i'm confused...so does this mean i can't yell at the idiot in front of me anymore and ride their bumper til they get the hint to go the speed limit or get off the road....pouts..what's the fun in that....however i do have a good record, only 1 speeding ticket when i was 18....i'm just smarter than the cops now and know where they park...so i don't speed through there

 

[DarrenJew]

Gezzz.... diamonds are a girls best friend... and we all know what mans best friend is....

 

[Feisty Mouse]

A dog?

His right (or left) hand?

The TV remote?

X-Box or Playstation?

Pizza delivery number?

 

[Sarah]

ROTFL

A dog?

His right (or left) hand?

The TV remote?

X-Box or Playstation?

Pizza delivery number?

 

[The Prof]

Hmmmmmm!

 

[Chronuss]

...just because I've been playing Halo 2 religiously doesn't mean my X-Box is my best friend...oh...wait...gotta go...need to go get some more plasma rifle training in case Earth ever gets invaded...

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

...just because I've been playing Halo 2 religiously doesn't mean my X-Box is my best friend...oh...wait...gotta go...need to go get some more plasma rifle training in case Earth ever gets invaded...

don't just say it's Halo, if it wasn't halo it'd be some other game...you're just addicted to that thing....stop lieing to yourself.....your room sees you more hours than the rest of the world does

 

[Chronuss]

I like my cave.

 

[Cryozombie]

and we all know what mans best friend is....

Yeah, His Girlfriend/Wife's Cuter Sister.

 

[MA-Caver]

I like my cave.

Cave? CAVE? Where? WHERE? WHERE IS IT??

 

[Simon Curran]

A dog?

His right (or left) hand?

The TV remote?

X-Box or Playstation?

Pizza delivery number?

Hey you forgot to mention our collections of dvd movies that we all watch whenever we have the guys round for beers and pizza, and for that matter you forgot the beer cooler, erm oops I mean fridge...

 

[shesulsa]

I think what we forgot is their P O R N ! ! ! ! ! ! !

 

[OUMoose]

I think what we forgot is their P O R N ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Well how ELSE are we going to learn what you want?!?!

When communication is me asking and you saying "if you don't know, I'm not telling" (and don't lie... I KNOW you've said it), what are we supposed to do?!

*ducks, parries, and dodges the wrath of the LLR*

 

[shesulsa]

Perhaps some of us get past the whole (I'm no-ot tellll-in) thing and give very specific, but gentle reminders ... (a little to the left, dear).

Porn is not necessarily a good example of what a woman wants ... play this game with her: I'll tell you how I want it if you tell me how you want it. Then indulge each other.

Oh god, I'm turning into Dr. Georgia!!

 

[Cryozombie]

Porn is not necessarily a good example of what a woman wants

Yeah, but to let you in on a little secret, we dont really care what women want.

As long as we can get them to shut up long enough to give us some peace and quite once in a while...

All their constant. YAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAKYAK

 

[KenpoTess]

*taking John's measurements.... you're coming down here when? :btg:

 

[shesulsa]

Tess - can I come too? I have a new sword I need to try out. I'm sure John'll be game.

 

[Ceicei]

Tess - can I come too? I have a new sword I need to try out. I'm sure John'll be game.

May I too? I have some Japanese rope tying I wanna try out on him....

- Ceicei

 

[Lisa]

I just wanna come watch and laugh from the side lines