damned if we do, and damned if we don't...OY!Sarah said:Yep..you guys have it tough....but hey, you're big strong men, deal with it!
Question: Can men ever win?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're a fag.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.
man...does that hit the nail on the head. :rofl:Raisin said:
Men are such liars!! lolChronuss said:
You're damned either way!!!!!SIMONCURRAN said:
SIMONCURRAN said:
Now I have to figure out what the next step will be, since I can't use flowers for at least 3 or 4 gifts... Otherwise I'll just be an uncreative bastard, or thoughtless.
OUMoose said:Ohh... I dunno. I got a favorable reaction when I bought someone flowers last.
OUMoose said:Ohh... I dunno. I got a favorable reaction when I bought someone flowers last.
yeah...what's the DeBeers slogan..."Diamonds...take her breath away." why don't they just say what they want to..."Diamonds...that'll shut her up..........................for a minute."Sarah said:
How about...OUMoose said:Ohh... I dunno. I got a favorable reaction when I bought someone flowers last.
Nalia said:How about...
*knock *knock *knock..
Honey, I'm home!
