Grey Eyed Bandit
Master of Arts
"This is what I like to call 'stepping backwards to go forward'."
"I want his balance on his that leg."
"And then you can just stand there with your knee on his shoulder contemplating the fruits of life or something like that."
"There's an opening in ouch."
"I'm not always small, fat and mean."
"No no, honestly, often behind the tsuka here, it's not sharp. Because that's the part the guy is holding."
"Any people from area xxx here? Those guys were from area xxx."
"Use whatever you've got as a weapon, for instance if you're a lady with a purse or gay with a purse."
"As for fingers pointing out when holding a sword, yeah, it's really good. Same with high speed motorbike racing, you see a lot of those guys riding with two or three of their fingers off of the handlebars, don't you?"
"Shu ha ri? That's ********!"
"Becoming a better person through budo practice? You shouldn't be asking me that when I'm smoking."
"You've got to become friends with your opponent. And then you kill your friend. See, budo allows you to be friends with everyone."
"Oh, juppo sessho is the theme now eh? Aiight, then it's all the same this year too I guess."
"You shouldn't be trying to impress the breakdancer, you should be killing him."
"If you're holding down someone waiting for the police to arrive, whisper in the guy's ear that you're going to drink his blood. Then just wait for the reaction of the cops when he tells them you said that."
"I've lost my potency because of all those years of doing ukemi on hard surfaces."
"This is what we call in my native country 'very bad'".
"Tell the women to scream that the stock market's plummeting if they're ever targets for a rape attack. That if anything will get people's attention."
"Nobody's smiling!?!?"
"And then don't just stand there looking like some ******* piece of modern art."
"With a decent yubiyari ken you can strike awe into the world."
"STAND STILL, DAMMIT!!!"
"And there you're lying on the ground like a newly inseminated sheep."
"If you were trained in every single martial art in the world you sure as hell would be a TOUGH SOB, so why the **** is that chick in 'Dark Angel' acting like a mad cow-disease-ridden PMS victim!?!?"
"I'm so pathetically tired of all this training. I can't wait until I'm done with it."
"Yeah, it's pretty strange that we're a bunch of guys who dress up in black and meet in dark and secluded areas three times a week and spank each other. But on the other hand there are people who pay more by the hour than we do for six months to do so."
"And now it's time for a couple of beers and a few truths."
"I want his balance on his that leg."
"And then you can just stand there with your knee on his shoulder contemplating the fruits of life or something like that."
"There's an opening in ouch."
"I'm not always small, fat and mean."
"No no, honestly, often behind the tsuka here, it's not sharp. Because that's the part the guy is holding."
"Any people from area xxx here? Those guys were from area xxx."
"Use whatever you've got as a weapon, for instance if you're a lady with a purse or gay with a purse."
"As for fingers pointing out when holding a sword, yeah, it's really good. Same with high speed motorbike racing, you see a lot of those guys riding with two or three of their fingers off of the handlebars, don't you?"
"Shu ha ri? That's ********!"
"Becoming a better person through budo practice? You shouldn't be asking me that when I'm smoking."
"You've got to become friends with your opponent. And then you kill your friend. See, budo allows you to be friends with everyone."
"Oh, juppo sessho is the theme now eh? Aiight, then it's all the same this year too I guess."
"You shouldn't be trying to impress the breakdancer, you should be killing him."
"If you're holding down someone waiting for the police to arrive, whisper in the guy's ear that you're going to drink his blood. Then just wait for the reaction of the cops when he tells them you said that."
"I've lost my potency because of all those years of doing ukemi on hard surfaces."
"This is what we call in my native country 'very bad'".
"Tell the women to scream that the stock market's plummeting if they're ever targets for a rape attack. That if anything will get people's attention."
"Nobody's smiling!?!?"
"And then don't just stand there looking like some ******* piece of modern art."
"With a decent yubiyari ken you can strike awe into the world."
"STAND STILL, DAMMIT!!!"
"And there you're lying on the ground like a newly inseminated sheep."
"If you were trained in every single martial art in the world you sure as hell would be a TOUGH SOB, so why the **** is that chick in 'Dark Angel' acting like a mad cow-disease-ridden PMS victim!?!?"
"I'm so pathetically tired of all this training. I can't wait until I'm done with it."
"Yeah, it's pretty strange that we're a bunch of guys who dress up in black and meet in dark and secluded areas three times a week and spank each other. But on the other hand there are people who pay more by the hour than we do for six months to do so."
"And now it's time for a couple of beers and a few truths."
