Things you wish you could say outloud

[matt.m]

You don't have a thyroid problem you have a little debbie problem considering you got a bunch of wrappers laying around.

You aren't walking around with leg braces or cane so quit borrowing grandmas car to go shopping and parking in handicap spots will ya?

 

[newGuy12]

Green means GO!!

I can see that you do not go when the light turns green. Perhaps you would like to have some other shade of green in order to prompt you to MOVE???

 

[Twin Fist]

You know I think my first time was better than you.

That just aint right................

 

[tellner]

Look, I know you wanna impress me with your lastability but I'm really kinda bored. Can we go to sleep now?

You know I think my first time was better than you.

Man, that's ****ing cold.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

You know I think my first time was better than you.

ShesulsOWNED.