SA_BJJ
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We all know and love them.....
Chuck Norris does not own a house...he walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris does not own a house...he walks into random houses and people move.
The man, the myth, the LEGEND!!! CN
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Gordon Nore
Senior Master
Thanked and repped. I'm having a ***** day, and that's the first laugh I've had.
Q: How much Norris would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?
A: More than you could possibly imagine...
ALSO
Q: How many nuns could a nuchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
A: only about 1 if unwielded (just out of sheer coolness) or like a billion if ol bruce lee is wielding it but NONE in Norris's hands, he doesn't hit girls...
A: More than you could possibly imagine...
ALSO
Q: How many nuns could a nuchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
A: only about 1 if unwielded (just out of sheer coolness) or like a billion if ol bruce lee is wielding it but NONE in Norris's hands, he doesn't hit girls...
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SATs, simply by writing "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SATs, simply by writing "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
Gordon Nore
Senior Master
Chuck Norris does not do push ups, he simply pushes down the Earth.
At atx time, Chuck Norris simply mails in a blank 1040 form and his picture...he has never paid taxes.
Chuck Norris' tears are said to cure cancer...too bad chuck Norris never cries.
Peace,
Erik
At atx time, Chuck Norris simply mails in a blank 1040 form and his picture...he has never paid taxes.
Chuck Norris' tears are said to cure cancer...too bad chuck Norris never cries.
Peace,
Erik
BrandonLucas
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Chuck Norris once got into a knife fight....of course, the knife lost.
Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not his chin, but rather, another fist.
Chuck Norris is singlehandedly responsible for the baby-boomer era.
Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not his chin, but rather, another fist.
Chuck Norris is singlehandedly responsible for the baby-boomer era.
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