Happy Birthday Mr. Norris!

[bluekey88]

So, today is Chuck's nirthday.

As I sit here meditating on his greatness and tryign to cultivarte my own hidden beard fist, I posit these thoguhts.

Chuck Norris does not blow out the canles on his cake, he merely stares them down, they extinguish themselves.

IF Chuck Norris were to blow out the candles on a birthday cake, it would result in a hurricane that would devistate much of the Asian Pacific, and take out all those hurricane causing butterflies.

Chuck Norris does not celebrate birthdays....Chuck Norris does not age...he is eternal.

Bruce Lee once gave Chuck Norris an "over the hill" coffee mug as a gag birthday gift...we all know what happened to bruce. Not sayin' it was Chuck...that would be dangerous.

peace,
Erik

 

[terryl965]

Yea Yea Yea Chucks birthday, as I look over my shoulders to see if he is there. Chuck is the man forever!!!

 

[blindsage]

The Big Bang happened on March 10? Who knew?!

 

[CoryKS]

The Big Bang happened on March 10? Who knew?!

I propose we rename this theory The Big Roundhouse Kick to the Face of the Universe.

 

[blindsage]

Oh wait, Chuck believes in creationism, and since Chuck is never wrong, I guess scientists gotta start over now.

 

[CoryKS]

Oh wait, Chuck believes in creationism, and since Chuck is never wrong, I guess scientists gotta start over now.

Well, yeah. He was there! Creationism == TBRHKTTFOTU theory. It's a grand unification theory, science and religion coexisting together.

 

[seasoned]

Happy Birthday Chuck.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Happy Birthday Mr Norris

Chuck doesn't get older, he gets deadlier

 

[Omar B]

Oh, now I have to go sacrifice a bunch of goats in tribute to the Mighty Norris.

 

[Flying Crane]

Upchuck Norris...

 

[phfman]

Happy Birthday Sa Bum Nim.

 

[Blade96]

too bad I dont know any chuck norris jokes to put down.....

 

[Franc0]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris!


Franco

 

[d1jinx]

to be expected I am a day late. Happy Be-lated B-day Chuck.

you know,

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him.

oh.... Hi Mr. Norrii.... :uhohh:

:anic:

iratesku

 

[Franc0]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only beleives in the element of suprise.

Franco

 

[Em MacIntosh]

Bruce ripped off a handful of his chest hair and he didn't even shed a tear. Happy Belated, Carlos!

 

[Darksoul]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.


A

 

[Msby]

The name of the movie "Brokeback Mountain" was actually inspired by what Chuck Norris calls the pile of defeated enemies on his front lawn.

 

[Franc0]

Chuck Norris' mom has a tattoo that say's "Son".

Franco

 

[Daniel Sullivan]

His B-day was the day before mine! Had no clue that he was a fellow Marcher. Happy B-Day to Chuck!!

Daniel