Ten Ways To Kill Someone With A Straw

[Sukerkin]

Sukerkin, maybe you can comment on this rumour I heard:

Is it true that in Great Britain, the MPs are working on legislation to outlaw carrying of concealed drinking straws?

:lol:

Wouldn't surprise me in the least - I think they're banning fresh air next as it can be used to sustain fires. Them there sticky out bits on trees look dangerous too - off with them! .