Sorry, how is being stylish a curse?
Superpower Game
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One word: Osteoporosis.
I wish I could perfectly remember everything whenever I needed to, not at three am as that is normal.
Chris Parker
Grandmaster
(to stevebjj, a few crossed posts came up)
Oh, come on dude, easy. You crush everything you love as you cannot control your strength.
Okay, my power.... one I don't already have.... hmm.... give me a sec....
Right.
My power would be this. The ability to shift time and space a la Hiro from Heroes. There are just too many arts in too many different places in the world that I want to study, and I can't think of a better way to do it.
Oh, come on dude, easy. You crush everything you love as you cannot control your strength.
Okay, my power.... one I don't already have.... hmm.... give me a sec....
Right.
My power would be this. The ability to shift time and space a la Hiro from Heroes. There are just too many arts in too many different places in the world that I want to study, and I can't think of a better way to do it.
Steve
Mostly Harmless
Don, granted. You're an elephant.
I wish I never age, staying 39 and healthy.
I wish I never age, staying 39 and healthy.
You never age, staying 39 and healthy. But in the end, there can be only one.
I wish my hands could heal.
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You never age, staying 39 and healthy. But in the end, there can be only one.
I wish my hands could heal.
Granted: any cuts or scratches on your hands heal instantly by sucking the taste out of any food you touch.
I wish I could teleport myself anywhere in the world with a thought.
Steve
Mostly Harmless
And that's exactly where you go: "anywhere." Every random thought sends you to that place without control. Driving down the road, you see a billboard for a restaurant and poof, you're there.
My power is super charisma. Everyone loves me... they just can't help it. I'm uber-lovable.
dancingalone
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There was a comic book called "Powers" by the same guy who wrote Babylon 5. He had a super character who was the most perfect woman in the world to everyone that saw her. Kinda of hard to find a person who REALLY cares for YOU in that situation rather than the fantasy they are seeing.
I wanted to be able to transmute garbage into biodiesel at a perfect 100% conversion rate.
blindsage
Master of Arts
You can, unfortunately all the time, whenever you're done with something or you think some else is, it automatically becomes biodiesel. Fuel spills everywhere, until you become a massively hoarding recluse.
I want tactile kinesis, I can lift anything when touching it. (Super comic encyclopedia of powers nerd coming out here, but hey, it'll be more interesting.)
I want tactile kinesis, I can lift anything when touching it. (Super comic encyclopedia of powers nerd coming out here, but hey, it'll be more interesting.)
You have tactile kinesis! You can lift anything when touching it. But you haven't yet learned how to put it down...........
Being a swimmer, I wish I could survive underwater. Like Aquaman
kaizasosei
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You can breath underwater, but it takes some time to adjust fully and your skin can't take the extended exposure to the aquatic environment.
I wish i could secrete a venom that can cure diseases quickly.
I wish i could secrete a venom that can cure diseases quickly.
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blindsage
Master of Arts
You can! But it's your stomach sweat and it only works on men with halitosis and black hairy tongue disease, and only when they lick you.
I wish I has photographic reflexes, being able to learn a skill just by watching it once.
I wish I has photographic reflexes, being able to learn a skill just by watching it once.
dancingalone
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It only works when you are in the presence of the person you 'learned' it from.
I wish I had an Iron Man suit except without the heart problem.
Different problem, impotency and incontinenceI wish I had an Iron Man suit except without the heart problem.
I wish I could turn others inside out with nothing but a thought.
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But now that's all you can think about.
I want the power to make others irrelevant at will.
I want the power to make others irrelevant at will.
I already have that one.
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