Naked Karate Fight?
- Thread starter Bill Mattocks
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I guess my answer to a bare naked man asking me if I wanted to fight would be ...
I've found that when I do karate naked my balance is all off. I think it's because I am used to be clothed and I unconsciously compensate for my clothes shifting while I move. When I'm naked, they aren't there, and they aren't shifting, but I'm still compensating, and I think that's why my balance is off.
Maybe we should spend more time doing karate naked in the studio to overcome this obstacle to true mastery. I mean, we are serious martial artists, aren't we?
-Rob
Maybe we should spend more time doing karate naked in the studio to overcome this obstacle to true mastery. I mean, we are serious martial artists, aren't we?
-Rob
I choose to do my 'naked karate' (TM) sparring with Elle McPherson :lol:.
OP
- Thread Starter
- #6
You know, I've been thinking about it, and I think nude fu might have real application as a self-defense technique. Imagine this - you're approached by a mugger who demands your wallet. You respond by tearing off your clothes (part of the training would be to get out of them quickly) and offer to fight him naked.
My nude fu is powerful - everyone but my wife will be puking and heading for the door.
My nude fu is powerful - everyone but my wife will be puking and heading for the door.
You might kick my ***.
But you're gonna have to kick my *** with my junk hanging out.
I like to wrestle too.
Wait till I get you on the ground.
-Rob
OP
- Thread Starter
- #8
:erg:
Well, that the hell. I haven't even seen my junk in years. I assume it's all still there.
Why don't you just ask someone else to check for you? You know, a friend or coworker.
-Rob
OP
- Thread Starter
- #10
Well, then we're back to that screaming and puking thing again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IYx_tRnpVg&feature=related
The more posts in this thread that I read, the harder I laughed. 
You are definitely right on that Jade!
Hagakure
Blue Belt
The more posts in this thread that I read, the harder I laughed.
Ditto!
Thesemindz... Junk?
Our American friends use "Junk" to refer to what we English speakers would call "Tackle", "Bits", "Meat and two veg" et al.
Gordon Nore
Senior Master
My advice to this fellow is never fight naked with a Hapkidoist. If it's our there, we'll twist it.
Saying things like that too the wrong person, or in the wrong bar, will lead you to having a very interesting evening...
What makes things worse is I saw the St. Pierre Vaseline story right before this one. Somehow I went from too much lubricant to someone wanting to give it a good twist. I think it's time I close the browser for tonight...
Hagakure
Blue Belt
Fully understood old boy, just made me chuckle.
"Gentlemens area", or "wedding vegetable".
Gordon Nore
Senior Master
:lfao:
Hadn't thought of that. All's I'm saying is, if attacked by a naked stranger, I'm ready.
