Missing person

[tellner]

The wholesale price of cacao is down slightly.
A couple of large chains are having inventory clearance on shoes.
Some of the Formless Spawn have learned interesting and pleasant tricks with their pseudopods.
They're fierce and implacable, but the dears are distractable.
If not, we'll make sure that nothing edible is wasted.

 

[shesulsa]

April Fool's Day is but two days away, Caver but if you can't wait that long, I highly suggest you flee.

 

[grydth]

Well, looks like Helga's slacking again. She's big and beautiful but short in the brains department. We best intervene here ladies.

Have you got a phone number for Helga?

Oh........ not for me....... no, no, no........its for, um, our former Governor......

 

[grydth]

DAMN Caver you need to eat something man.

And (looks around the area a bit) what can we do to help.

Will the rest of you guys keep your eye on the ball?

This is about MONEY and CHOCOLATE..... well, everything is about money and chocolate, but anyway........... look, if this comes down to carrying capacity, leave caver. We can always get new members, free chocolate in bulk is once in a lifetime!

What kind of values do these people have?

 

[morph4me]

Has anyone thought that instead of alienating all of the highly intelligent, compasionate, beautiful ladies of MT, that maybe an appeal to their sense of honor and mercy might be in order?

Ladies, I realize that Caver made a, uh, let's just call it an error in judgement, but he is only a man. Without admitting to anything, do you think you could find it in your hearts to help him come back and join our ranks?

 

[Lisa]

Has anyone thought that instead of alienating all of the highly intelligent, compasionate, beautiful ladies of MT, that maybe an appeal to their sense of honor and mercy might be in order?

Ladies, I realize that Caver made a, uh, let's just call it an error in judgement, but he is only a man. Without admitting to anything, do you think you could find it in your hearts to help him come back and join our ranks?

Although we do resemble all of the above and flattery will save your butt once in a while, Caver must first pay the price for what he did.

Chew still hasn't had a chance to umm...."talk" to him. Perhaps once he faces my misunderstood little puppy, then he can come back to the ranks of the living and carefree.

 

[morph4me]

Although we do resemble all of the above and flattery will save your butt once in a while, Caver must first pay the price for what he did.

Chew still hasn't had a chance to umm...."talk" to him. Perhaps once he faces my misunderstood little puppy, then he can come back to the ranks of the living and carefree.

That's all that we ask, anything that you can do to expedite his return would be greatly appreciated :asian:

 

[theletch1]

That's all that we ask, anything that you can do to expedite his return would be greatly appreciated :asian:

Spoken like a true brown no-... er... aikido-ka.:boing1:

 

[morph4me]

Spoken like a true brown no-... er... aikido-ka.:boing1:

:2xbird:I've taken this avenue because I'm trying to help Caver and I'm deathly afraid to offend these particular ladies and being married and well trained, I'm not afraid to admit it.


I just hope I dont set off the :BSmeter:

 

[newGuy12]

Caver!!! Hold on!
Okay, enough of this TALK! Too much talk and not enough action! I've stretched out and warmed up. Somebody gimme some suppressive cover fire, I'm going in, "John Wayne / Hollywood" style!!!

 

[Xue Sheng]

Caver!!! Hold on!
Okay, enough of this TALK! Too much talk and not enough action! I've stretched out and warmed up. Somebody gimme some suppressive cover fire, I'm going in, "John Wayne / Hollywood" style!!!

You got it

KA-MEHA-MEHA

 

[Lisa]

Caver!!! Hold on!
Okay, enough of this TALK! Too much talk and not enough action! I've stretched out and warmed up. Somebody gimme some suppressive cover fire, I'm going in, "John Wayne / Hollywood" style!!!

You got it

KA-MEHA-MEHA

Careful gentlemen, Chew hasn't eaten today and is in just in a nasty enough mood to make you join Caver!

 

[newGuy12]

<newGuy12 takes off in a sprint straight to where the voice came from, not ducking, just straight up running...>

 

[newGuy12]

<This is insane... a bunch of women with a little poodle dog can kidnap someone and get away with it??? Am I loosing my mind???>


Caver! Caver! I'm here for you, Man! Where are you? I'm here to get you out! Caver!

 

[Xue Sheng]

Careful gentlemen, Chew hasn't eaten today and is in just in a nasty enough mood to make you join Caver!

I fear NOT Chew.... we have faced each other before...:mst:

Of course it resulted with me running away wearing a disguise and hiding in a place I will not reveal since it worked so well last time... but we did face each other before :uhoh:

 

[shesulsa]

<This is insane... a bunch of women with a little poodle dog can kidnap someone and get away with it??? Am I loosing my mind???>


Caver! Caver! I'm here for you, Man! Where are you? I'm here to get you out! Caver!

Keep running this way.

Xue, that witness protection program will soon be over with - the cops are in our pocket after all.

 

[Lisa]

<newGuy12 takes off in a sprint straight to where the voice came from, not ducking, just straight up running...>

<This is insane... a bunch of women with a little poodle dog can kidnap someone and get away with it??? Am I loosing my mind???>


Caver! Caver! I'm here for you, Man! Where are you? I'm here to get you out! Caver!

Muahahaha! New Guy is done for!!!! He has been Chew Chomped and his location is in the Doggy pound!

I fear NOT Chew.... we have faced each other before...:mst:

Of course it resulted with me running away wearing a disguise and hiding in a place I will not reveal since it worked so well last time... but we did face each other before :uhoh:

A worthy adversary you were...using trees to distract him! But Chew wins and always will!

 

[Sukerkin]

Hang on New Guy, what do I pick? Katana or P90? Er, er, er ... oh darn it ... BOTH!

Let's rock! {insert wav of Vasquez here ... hang on, wasn't she ... oh dear}

 

[Lisa]

Hang on New Guy, what do I pick? Katana or P90? Er, er, er ... oh darn it ... BOTH!

Let's rock! {insert wav of Vasquez here ... hang on, wasn't she ... oh dear}

be careful here Sukerin! Check out Newguy's profile. The man is MIA.

Wanna follow? :EG:

 

[Sukerkin]

:lol: Sorry for ruining the thread but I just quickly looked up at NG's banner and saw "Chew Chomped" which sent me into gales of laughter - sadly I'd just taken a sip of the rather splendid Penfolds chardonnay 2004 (which is tonights palette pleaser) and it was all I could do not to waste it .

Hurrumph ... {clears throat, losens shoulders} ... right ... back in character ...


Lisa, you do recall I'm English?

Other than Dunkirk we're not big on running away (my paternal grandfather was at Dunkirk and Monte Casino).

So how about a little negotiation? I'll not come any closer to Chew and he doesn't get within eight feet of the radius of my kensen. I like Chew and know his reputation but tho' I'm no master with this razor, neither am I imcompetent - deal?

Caver? You there man? If you can hear me, you're not abandoned. We'll find a way, mate. Just hold on - and don't let their prettiness spark off any of that Stockholm Syndrome. I know they're lovely but you've got to resist.