Messed with the lemon and got the whole meringue

[tellner]

http://www.local6.com/problemsolvers/11296472/detail.html

A Florida man was woken by a burglar in his bedroom. He opens a can of whoop-*** and hogties the intruder, then finds out it's a seventeen year old girl. A bored, stupid and damned lucky to be alive seventeen year old girl.

Addendum: The first person who says "I'd hit it!" gets kicked in the nadgers. Many, many times...

 

[Shuto]

I'd hit it? Very clever.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

She needs a different hobby.

 

[tellner]

I'd hit it? Very clever.

This is the Internet. If it weren't pre-empted someone would have made that old lame joke

 

[Shaderon]

Silly silly girl!


*Hards stares at the guys for the mere insinuation of the joke*

 

[searcher]

She needs a different hobby.

Agreed. Somebody get this girl a lawnmower to push.

 

[Shuto]

It may be old an lame to you tellner, but it's young and clever to me. I guess I haven't been hanging out around here long enough... or maybe it's just that I've led a sheltered existence.

 

[KempoGuy06]

Thats funny

B

 

[blackxpress]

Bored. Yeah, right. Meth addicted is more likely.

 

[MJS]

Good for the homeowner. Hopefully she'll learn her lesson, but something tells me that she'll be a repeat offender.

Mike

 

[theletch1]

Well, someone should hit it...with a leather strap many, many times. Home invasion is VERY serious stuff. She is extremely lucky not to have gotten a baseball bat to the head or worse. Geesh!

 

[tellner]

Considering that it's Florida she's lucky she didn't get shot.

 

[green meanie]

Agreed. Somebody get this girl a lawnmower to push.

Lol. Good call.

 

[Jonathan]

Good for the homeowner. Hopefully she'll learn her lesson, but something tells me that she'll be a repeat offender.

Mike

... just not at that particular house.

 

[Bigshadow]

Good for the homeowner. Hopefully she'll learn her lesson, but something tells me that she'll be a repeat offender.

Mike

I would wager the only lesson she learned is that she must try harder to not get her nose broken!

She is damn lucky she didn't get shot full of holes. In my house it would have been very likely she would get a double tap.

 

[theletch1]

I would wager the only lesson she learned is that she must try harder to not get her nose broken!

She is damn lucky she didn't get shot full of holes. In my house it would have been very likely she would get a double tap.

Didn't your state just get rid of the "Duty to retreat" law and replace it with a "right to defend" law? That, IMHO, is something every state needs to do. Had she done this in a lot of places she'd be suing for assault and maybe even attempting to say that the guy that hogtied her was a sexual predator for the whole "bondage" thing.

 

[Jade Tigress]

She's very lucky she wasn't killed and if you didn't tell me it was a girl I wouldn't have known. Let's hope she learned a lesson from this. I won't hold my breath though.

 

[Lisa]

Someone needs to teach her to pick up a book and read when she gets bored. Great way to expand your volcabulary, strengthen your mind and I have yet to hear of one incident of a book causing a broken nose.

 

[Bigshadow]

Didn't your state just get rid of the "Duty to retreat" law and replace it with a "right to defend" law? That, IMHO, is something every state needs to do. Had she done this in a lot of places she'd be suing for assault and maybe even attempting to say that the guy that hogtied her was a sexual predator for the whole "bondage" thing.

You mean, as in recently? Not sure. I know that the state has always held to the belief of the Castle doctrine. I will have to check on that. Inside the home, I don't think we have ever had to retreat, but I do remember something somewhat recently that may have included being inside your vehicle.

 

[Bigshadow]

if you didn't tell me it was a girl I wouldn't have known.

hahaha :rofl: