If you had to create your own new, kung-fu fighting style, what would you call it ?

[KL70]

If you had to create your own new, humorously witty kung-fu fighting style, what would you call it and why ?

 

[granfire]

Ester-Do: I'd whack peple in the head with big, heavy vinyl purses...a la Aunt Ester.

or Shin-Fu....kicking folks below the knee....

 

[arnisador]

The Way of Fighting...Without Fighting!

 

[Em MacIntosh]

Hammer time

 

[Cyriacus]

Matchbox. Because we bash each others biker helmets with matchboxes, stylishly.

 

[TimoS]

The Way of Fighting...Without Fighting!

I would've thought you'd bore them to death with mathematics Math-fu