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Bob Hubbard

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is a light man truely light?

is the gas man gassy?

is the water man all wet?

is the garbage man really made outta garbage? Sure smells that way.

Why do dentists have such bad breath?

Isn't mailman redundant?
...and isn't mailwoman just wrong?

Why when you get married, it's never to the "Best Man".

If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight crime....what do freedom fighters fight?

If con is the opposite of pro...does that mean Congress is the opposite of Progress?

What's the point of stopping you from bringing knitting needles on an airplane, when they just hand you a knife and fork with your in flight meal? You can do alot of damage with a fork...didn't they watch pro-wrestling?

Why do we spend billions overseas on aid, police, etc, when our own inner cities are often worse off than where our troops are? Isn't it kinda dumb to think we can fix it there, when we can't fix it here? Or, will they fix it there and then we all get Uhauls?

Fast food chains are announcing "Healthy" menus. Isn't healthy simply mean not eating at fast food places?

I miss the days when a leader of a nation led it into battle from the front.
Of course, I don't miss the plague, dying at 30, and thinking bathing was devils work. Would we truely feel safer knowing that any of our last few presidents were at the front?

Can a Super Star Destroyer really kick the Enterprise D's ***?
 

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Is baby food made from real babies? If it was it would probably taste better.
 

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Why did Kamikazee pilots wear helmets?

If a deaf kid cuses does his mom wash his hands with soap?

If I sue a parsley farmer and win can I garnish his wages?

Why do they use an alcohol swab prior to giving a lethal injection?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
 
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