Some people here have said that I might not have a sense of humor but the fact of the matter is that I do have a sense of humor, I just appreciate good humor not bad humor. There's two kinds of humor, the kind that's funny and the kind that isn't. Its the bad humor that's of the latter. Now, what makes humor good or bad? Aside from the humor itself it also has to be done in the proper time and place. There is a proper time and place for humor and for somebody to be humorous and to be good at it, they have to be doing it in the proper time and place.
I Do Have A Sense Of Humor
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Wing Woo Gar
Grandmaster
Prove it! Make a funny.
Truth By Blatant Assertion isn't very convincing...
I was going to fix alligator for dinner.
But then I realized we only had a croc pot...
I just had a thought.
They should call iPhone chargers Apple Juice!
Do you know how much a new roof costs?
Nothing. It's on the house.
I am NOT a fan of elevator music.
It's wrong on so many levels.
If you're not rolling on the floor after those, you have no sense of humor.
Was there something that inspired you to post this? Seems out-of-the-blue.
_Simon_
Senior Master
Wing Woo Gar
Grandmaster
I’m perplexed by the op posting this and then nothing…
You get used to him. Mostly.
Wing Woo Gar
Grandmaster
Ju
just don’t make jokes about the spouse of Will Smith unless you are gonna keep your left up!
Now that one I admit I don't get.
[Edit] I googled it. I never watch those shows. Tasteless joke, but that doesn't justify the battery. I've lost a great deal of respect for Will Smith.
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I always worked Christmas and Thanksgivings so guys with kids and big families could have those days off. I worked the days my lifelong team was in Super Bowls, taping it at home to watch later. So guys could have the day off.
The one day I never worked was the Oscars, always saved a vacation day for them. Been watching them since I was a kid. (Hey, I'm a movie freak, what can I say?) My bosses always said, "Just give him the day off, he ain't coming in anyway."
What Will Smith did tonight was criminal. But to me it was a desecration. I hope he never works in the film industry again. But what I'd really like is to see here, so I could call him out on it. Maybe I could get him to slap me. I'd like that. That would make me as bad as him. But, I'd like that, too.
F him.
You can go to the TMZ website and watch it with full sound, not muted like it was by The Academy.
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Wing Woo Gar
Grandmaster
Here’s the thing, if you played Muhammed Ali, you better look better than that when you go to smack someone. Sting like a butterfly? Chris rock never even lost his composure. I have to believe Chris didn’t know about her alopecia, he is better than that. Tasteless or not, the comedian always has Carte Blanche to say whatever, that is quite literally his job,
Steve
Mostly Harmless
I really hope Ricky Gervais hosts the Oscars next year... or better yet, Dave Chappelle.
Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
I'm thinking, based on what happened, Mike Tyson, lets see if Will slaps him
Wing Woo Gar
Grandmaster
I am ready to bet Chappelle can get his left up.
Steve
Mostly Harmless
There was another, really awkward joke earlier in the show that poked fun at them for their "open" relationship. One of the female hosts said something along the lines of, "Will Smith, come on up. I know you're married, but Jada said it was okay." The idea is she was calling up some handsome, single dudes and was going to give them a COVID test (overt, painfully overt sexual connotations). No one punched her for that. Huh.
I was thinking the same thing. And if Will Smith slapped either one of them, he might have been slapped back.
