How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you
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I know how to tell if a cat is plotting to kill you...
Is the cat breathing? Has it been distracted by something like eating? (Napping doesn't count; they dream of killing you..)
Is the cat breathing? Has it been distracted by something like eating? (Napping doesn't count; they dream of killing you..)
Xue Sheng
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That was pretty much my thought... I owned a cat many moons ago and I pretty much figured out then that ALL cats were plotting to kill all humans and it doesn't matter if you own one
Carol....Carol.....CAROL!!!! MY GOD THEY GOT CAROL!!!!
Those evil Feline basta
CoryKS
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It's a cat. That's all you need to know. Get out of the house NOW.
chrispillertkd
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Personally, I
m always amazed that people consider cats dometicated animals. Dogs, sure. But cats? Never.
Pax,
Chris
m always amazed that people consider cats dometicated animals. Dogs, sure. But cats? Never.
Pax,
Chris
i am soooooooooooo going to be dead.
Actually, my cat has figured out how to get outside. She learned the dog door all on her own. Now she's investigating the possibility of getting over the fence.....the 8' tall wooden fence.
I know EXACTLY what she's thinking. "Finally, I've reached the back yard...next step, kill the neighbors, then conquer the world."
I know EXACTLY what she's thinking. "Finally, I've reached the back yard...next step, kill the neighbors, then conquer the world."
We have 3 cats, 2 dogs, and 2 ferrets. It has been truely said that dogs have masters and cats have staff.
Cats ar furry little demons. All of them. They merely pretend to be sweet and cute and cuddly to get us to drop our guard...
Cats ar furry little demons. All of them. They merely pretend to be sweet and cute and cuddly to get us to drop our guard...
celtic_crippler
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That's why it's important to ensure your kitty's are fat and lazy.
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That, and a little bit of fat makes a much tastier stir-fry....:lfao:
The plucking must take forever...
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Thus, the expression: There's more than one way to skin a cat! :lfao: :lfao: :lfao:
(I kill me! :lfao: )
Chris Parker
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You know, I'm sitting here reading this all with my two lovely cats, both completely loving and docile, friendly to a fault, with ne'er a wayward thought towards any other living creature, let alone their true and constant companions, the wonderful human beings that inhabit their world. They assure me that it is all just a misunderstanding, they are our loyal guardians, nothing more, and this slander is the work of those traitorous canines.
(Okay, I said it, alright? Can you put the knife down now? And how are you holding a knife anyway, you don't have thumbs...)
(Okay, I said it, alright? Can you put the knife down now? And how are you holding a knife anyway, you don't have thumbs...)
Chris Parker
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Okay, they've gone, don't know how long I've got before they return...
I could swear I woke up in the middle of the night and they were just watching me, very creepy... they told me I dreamt it, I'm not sure...
I could swear I woke up in the middle of the night and they were just watching me, very creepy... they told me I dreamt it, I'm not sure...
OP
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One of mine has thumbs. LOL!
