Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris
by Mike Krumboltz    March 10, 2009
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzz-log-chuck-norris.html
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."
On your feet, slackers. Tuesday is Chuck Norris' 69th birthday. The macho star of such mind-blowing epics as "Slaughter in San Francisco" and "Lone Wolf McQuade" has made a career out of looking tough and kicking butt... all while rockin' a serious mullet. "Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter.'"
Over the years, Mr. Norris (we dare not call him Chuck) has built up a dedicated fan base in the Search box. "Chuck Norris facts" are particularly popular. For those who are unaware, these are "Paul Bunyanesque exaggerations" of Norris' powers.
Yeah that's right I called him Chuckie... what's he gonna do about i--- *irk*...*gasp!!* his... it's his... *ack* ...his b-beard... *groans*.... *
