Happy Birthday Chuck Norris - March 10 < Blog post

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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn’t blow out birthday candles, they surrender their flames willingly

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Your comment was Very nicely said Sensei Norris, "Happy Birthday".....
 

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In honor of his birthday, I feel a birthday fact about him should be shared. In the 20th century we discovered the universe is expanding. What many don't know is it started expanding after his birth, out of fear of his roundhouse kicks.
 
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