good quotes!

[Chronuss]

no, no...women are like diesel engines...it may take a while for them to warm up, but once they do, they can run for a long, long time.

 

[Sam]

chronuss, I can't decide if thats a good thing or not...

 

[Chronuss]

oh, it's all good. :wink:

 

[Gin-Gin]

oh, it's all good. :wink:

Yep.

 

[shesulsa]

"Still only counts as one!" - Gimly, LOTR-ROTK when his elven counterpart takes down a mastedon-like creature and the riders thereupon.

 

[Rob Broad]

I kind of like the line I am using for my signature right now. I find by saying so bizarre that is hard to be taken too seriously.

 

[MichiganTKD]

Mr. Miyagi: Problem is, bad attitude.
Daniel-san: No, the problem is I'm getting my *** kicked every other day!
or
Steven Seagal: Can you identify this girl?
Bad Guy: I don't know. I only saw the top of her head!

 

[Chronuss]

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant.

 

[shesulsa]

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant.

Sex is a reason? Who needs a reason? Let's just have the sex.

 

[Makalakumu]

"Conan, what is good in life?"

"To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women."

"Ah yes, that is good."

Conan the Barbarian

 

[Makalakumu]

Sex is a reason? Who needs a reason? Let's just have the sex.

Have you ever considered cloning?

 

[OUMoose]

"All to easy."-Darth Vader

"I find your lack of faith disturbing, commander...."

 

[KenpoTess]

Mod Note-

Moved by the 'evil moderator'

~Tess

 

[Simon Curran]

"take me ddrunk I'm home" (Simon Curran most Saturday nights...)

 

[shesulsa]

"Hello, Bridget Jones, Sex Goddess, nasty man between her thighs .... oh, hello mum!"

 

[Rob Broad]

I lived by "I'm not as think and you drunk I am" for a few years. Damn I miss those brain cells.

 

[Baytor]

Here's a few of my favorites from that great classic, Army of Darkness.

"Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"Yo, she-b*tch. Let's go."

And let's not forget: "Hail to the king, baby."

 

[Bammx2]

Of all things I've lost....

I miss my mind the most.

 

[Baytor]

By the way Samantha, if you are interested, my sig is from http://www.danasoft.com . You can customize it and have up to 10 short quotes that appear randomly. And it's free. Free is good.

 

[FearlessFreep]

"This is my BOOMstick!!"